Comments | strokeof_genie: When i like working, it's because of other people.

strokeof_genie

When i like working, it's because of other people.

Apr 27, 2009 12:16

We have pretty girls as waitstaff, and some of them aren't as smart as they are pretty. They were complaining about how heavy the passed dessert plates were (they weigh, like, a pound, probably less), and one of them says, "I can't hardly lift it! I think I'm getting Tourrettes from lifting these plates!"

YES. I'M SURE.

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farferello April 27 2009, 17:17:41 UTC

WTF. That's just... sad and rather depressing.

strokeof_genie April 27 2009, 17:24:16 UTC

It was pretty funny, because I just kind of facepalmed, while other people were trying not to laugh at her. I was like, "you sure you mean that?" And she was like, "oh! Oh! I mean, uh, arthritis!" And I said, "that's closer, at least."

farferello April 27 2009, 17:26:55 UTC

*Snorts* Still though... you wonder how people like that remember how to breathe... or eat if they can't lift something that light.

strokeof_genie April 27 2009, 21:30:21 UTC

Humph. Trust me, I was on appetizers and passed desserts, and she had NO problem eating. Although you might have a point; those were tiny, just little pick-up sweets and bits. She had no problem lifting one to her mouth, just ten or twelve on a plate. :/

daisiesdaily April 27 2009, 17:29:30 UTC

WOW. Someone get her a dictionary.

strokeof_genie April 27 2009, 21:38:02 UTC

Bwahahaha! Someone (below) said that, and then wondered if she could even lift a dictionary. :D

allzugern April 27 2009, 17:49:05 UTC

HOW DO YOU KNOW???HUH?? Maybe the plates are forcing her to suddenly break out in obscenities :-)

strokeof_genie April 27 2009, 21:41:26 UTC

*gasp* It could! It totally could. Maybe it was too heavy for her to lift and it fell on her foot, and she cursed loudly as a result. Or, uh, something?

hefreak April 27 2009, 17:50:40 UTC

Hahahaha, oh man, no way I could keep from laughing if I was there.

strokeof_genie April 27 2009, 21:48:32 UTC

I was so stunned, Jess. Honestly, people were laughing behind me, and she was in front of me, and all I could ask was, "Tourrettes? You sure you mean that?" And she said, "Oh! Oh, I mean arthritis!"

*sprofle* that was closer at least, right?

zombeezle April 27 2009, 19:35:56 UTC

LOLLERCOPTER.

WHAT!? Wow. Just......wow.

strokeof_genie April 27 2009, 21:56:19 UTC

I was so happy I witnessed it. Later, Meecho had to use the bathroom, but the same girl and some of her friends were standing in front of the door, so when he was behind them he yelled "HOT PAN!" They freaked ou, it was hilarious. They were in front of the BATHROOM and they freaked because obviously, Meecho would be carrying a hot pan into the bathroom with him. Of course.