Onew was trying to cling onto Taecyeon's face. In the middle of an epic battle on the roof, when you were in your opponent's arm and he was moving closer and closer to the edge, face clinging just seemed like the wise thing to do. Taecyeon, however, held Onew high over his head, arms strong under what felt like very little weight even as it flailed around.
In true five year old fashion, the smaller vampire screamed, "LET ME DOWN!!!"
And Taecyeon just chuckled, because it was better revenge than he could have dreamed of. After the humiliation of being beat by the well known extremely young troublemaking crossdresser vampire, that exact one was now surely just seconds away from crying like a baby.. before he'd be hurled off of a roof and sufficiently destroyed.
"Ehhhh.. Taecyeon?" The flat-toned familiar voice of Wooyoung interrupted his victorious moment, and he glanced to the roof's doorway.
"What do you want?" he asked, paused.
"If you throw him off the roof..... no, no, go ahead."
Taecyeon frowned, "No. Go ahead."
"Are you sure?"
"If I throw him off the roof, what?"
"If you throw him off the roof no one is going to believe that you beat him."
"That's not the point." Taecyeon said with a scowl.
"Think about it." Wooyoung instructed.
"Oh.." Taecyeon said, "It is the point, huh?"
After a springy magical piano noise, Taecyeon snapped out of his dream. He lifted his head, his glasses going askew in their attempt to stick to the sheet of paper his face had been pressed against. "What the...?" he asked.
"You fell asleep." said Wooyoung. "You were sleep-cackling like a super villain. Do you remember when I told you that if we worked for the man we were going to become super villains? That just happened. In your sleep."
"Alright already," Taecyeon said with a growl, "I won't throw Onew off of the roof. fuck."
Wooyoung stared, blinked, and said "By the way, while you were asleep, I'm pretty sure he snuck by."
"Yeah," Taecyeon mumbled, looking down at the paperwork he passed out on, "Very funny."
"Taecyeon!!" yelled a very miffed looking Nichkhun as he walked into the room. "How did Onew get by you!?"
Wooyoung whistled innocently, disappearing from the room.