Lakeview Mall, New Orleans - Early evining

[strongestgirl]

It is odd for a mall to be closed so early on a Saturday evening, and yet this one is

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OH NO, THAT WAS A LOAD-BEARING ZOMBIE MASTER!

[strongestgirl]

The Mall's speakers crackle to life and Pippi's voice comes out of it.

"Attention Lakeview Mall Shoppers. If you are not a rotting corpse hungry for the flesh of the living, please make your way to the nearest exit and meet at the shuttle which will whisk you away from this depraved shrine to false happiness and debt. Thank you and have a nice day."

Re: OH NO, THAT WAS A LOAD-BEARING ZOMBIE MASTER!

[walter_n_wires]

Lack of rot? Check.

Heartbeat? Check.

Hungry for the flesh of the living? Ch- Wait. Not check. Hungry? Yes. For the flesh of the living? No.

Duly vetted, Walter heads for the nearest exit.