Why I am an English Major

[strongurgetofly]

Ladies and gentlemen, Herman Melville discussing pregnant whales

Comments

[badassbroccoli]

lol that's awesome. Someday, when I finish Moby Dick, I'm sure I'll be as excited as you are ;)

[electricpotato]

you're enjoying this a little too much. god, stop being so creepy.
ps, i am not working tomorrow night. (qb's)