Idiots...

May 10, 2005 15:35


A year after, there are still misconceptions to what exactly happened. So, here it goes, straight from my mouth, the truth. This entree will be open to the public for a limited time, so tell your friends.



So it all started on April 30, 2004. Yes, i remember the date because i had my first play in NC that night. The only person that came to see me was Jamie, Allie and Amanda were with MP and my dad was out of town. And well after them i had no friends. HAHA! Well i showed up to call shitfaced, but still went on stage. After the play, Jamie and i went back to my house so i could change and shower and then we called Tomas. While we were on the phone with him Steven Parker and hXc Andrew beeped in to ask if we wanted to hang out with them! So we were like, yeah definately. (NOTE: YEAH by Usher was big then.) Then we walked over to Jamie's for them to pick us up.

They came and got us and we went back to Chris' apartment. Chris was out of town in the mountains being a hippie. So it was me, Jamie, Steven Parker, hXc Andrew and Steven's girlfriend. We got there and started drinking and what not then we found Chris' equipment and Jamie and i got matching tattoo's. Afterwards we hung out some more and then Steven and hXc Andrew walked us out to the car and we said our goodbyes. Then Steven's girlfriend took us home. We got back to Jamie's and passed out.

We woke up the next afternoon and started getting ready. Then we called them and went over to my house for them to get us. Well when Chris, hXc Andrew, and Steven got to my house Amanda and Allie were also in the car, which pissed us off because they ditched us the night before for MP. So we got in the car and didnt say anything to Allie or Amanda, but said our heys to the boys. Then we went to the gas station to stock up on 40s of OE. I got 3, and Jamie, Allie and Amanda all got 2 each. We went back to Chris' and started drinking. Then after we had all started to drink Chris, Jamie, hXc Andrew and i went to McDonalds and got food and brought it back. When we got back Allie came with me to pee and i was still mad at her so i smacked her across the face. Well the night before she was being slapped too but didnt feel it, but when i did it she felt it. And then i did it again. Im a bitch, i know.

Then we went over to Chef Adam's house, all of us including Steven's girlfriend, and i was getting drunk by now. So then i went it and i finished all of my beers, one of Jamie's and was stealing everybody's. Then Chef Adam gave me a fifth of rum. I ended up laying in Adam's bathtub, with everbody else in the bathroom with me. We were all just sitting there talking in this tiny ass bathroom. And we all know that me and rum dont get along well. I drank a good bit of it and then they cut me off. Yep, not even 6PM and i was cut off. They were giving me water and gatorade telling me it was alcohol, and i believed it i was so wasted. Well i was pissed so Allie and i went to go talk outside. We went for a walk (Adam lives in the ghetto btw) and ended up me crying in the middle of the road because i knew that me and her were going to be done with soon. Allie was my first friend up here. And the first person i've told a lot too. Then Steven comes out and was like Allie go inside, i'll take care of her. So, she did.

Steven told me about the next door neighbors (the ones opposite the woods) were smoking crack on their porch, so we started walking through the woods to get there. We never exactly made it there seeing that we were both horny and whatnot. So then, we hear them starting to come out and we decide to run opposite ways and end up back in Adam's house. Well, they find me in the woods buttoning up my pants. Chris picks me up and carries me in the house. And well, when i get that drunk i need outside air, so i try and go and they have to keep carrying me back inside. By now, Allie, Amanda and most of the other people in the house have disappeared. (They ended up going to the MP show at Liquid that we had all planned on going to but decided not to due to my state of drunkenness.)

So, we call Amanda and they're like yeah we went to go get more beer and we'll meet you back at Chris'. They get me in the car and begin taking too long and i have to pee. They wouldnt let me go back inside, so i pop a squat right outside the car with the door open. Because i was in behind the car door people walking up didn't see me. So somebody passed by, trying to close the door and ended up knocking me in the head and me falling over and passing out on the edge of the car. Dont worry i in no way made contact with my urine. Then, Steven got out of his girlfriends car and came over to me and told me "Lexi, sweetie, pull up your pants." Which is how the night was named. And i reply with "They are up." I was on my period with my pants down at my ankles, so you see me pantless with a tampon string. Hott, i know.

On our way home, we kept calling Allie and Amanda. Soon, i was told that Allie was killed in a car crash and her dead body put in a dumpster outside of Liquid. I begin crying so hard that i cant breathe. Meanwhile, hXc Andrew is tapping on my shoulder whispering "YEAH!" or "OKAY!" in my ear, causing me to repeat it. So you hear "Holy fuck, Allie's dead. (lots of crying) YEAH! OKAY!" We soon stop at a gas station and i had to pee again, but i didnt need to be in public so they made me stay in the car. Finally i escaped their grips and flung the door open. Chris had a two-door car and the doors are longer, so what does it do, but hit and break the side mirror of the car next to us. The car next to us was this huge pimped out Escalade, full of a bunch of gangsta's waiting to shoot me. I apologized profusely and explained the night and they just drove off.

When we got back to Chris', they put me in the bathtub for some reason, but i couldnt get out. Then once i finally did, i couldnt really walk because i was so smashed. I would walk like two feet and fall, hitting my head on each side of the wall then passing out on the floor for 5 minutes, then waking up to repeat the process. The night went on, and it was a lot of funn. With a few more things happening, nothing that i care to tell you kids about though.

So, that's the true story. Dont believe any others. They simply arent true. And a year later, people still hear the wrong story.
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