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Mar 31, 2005 14:07

So when I went to bed last night, I didn't realize I was under the sheets with an ashtray as company. When I woke up, I found a few cigarette butts, which didn't bother me too much, but I also had gum all over the ass of my sleep pants. Never underestimate the power of sleep pants. I can only imagine the state I would have been in without them ( Read more... )

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whitegirl April 1 2005, 01:16:50 UTC

ew that is the most grossiest thing. did you go to bed drunk?

strychnine April 1 2005, 04:55:32 UTC

haha nope stoned as hell though.

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Op: Beast From Back East! strychnine April 1 2005, 05:04:26 UTC

awww Evolve gum. How are we ever gonna top that this summer?

And as for seeing me soon, as the days pass, my bladder control gets more and more questionable. lol. I'm gonna make sure that I'm the guy NOBODY wants to sit next to in the plane. I'm thinking lots of re-fried beans for starters, followed up with ridiculous amounts of alcohol after I leave Toronto. I might fake child birth or induce vomiting if need be.