Dear Cat-taking-a-short-chill-in-backyard ( Read more... )

Viral marketed porn, if that is what I am bearing witness to is the most assbackwards marketing concept I ever did see.

The amount of hate I experience at that moment can't be contained in one body. My lungs contract, my eyes steam, my follicles bleed, and my bowels revoke all entry. The choreo and the post production effect, it defiles the delicate anus flower of the combined sins of mankind.

Yet, I feel at peace with the world.

Note to self: Consider creating an asparagus based energy drink with trace amounts of salvia to be named Reindeer PissDear Slow Motion Sexual Harassment Bro of 2NE1's live performances of Go Away ( Read more... )

( Dear Science, thanks for breaking my brain. )

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( Side note: Buying a pack of pencils was more often than not a waste of small amounts of money. )

I hate you mind, I hate you so much. two and a half hours of sleep and you think it's cut for me to sleep and wake up 7 times in the past 30 minutes, all of them with goddamn nighmares which aren't scary for anyone but the characters whose positions I'm splintered into ( Read more... )

( I can't wait til I'm my own thinspo. )

Quote from a two minute microdream:
It's a show about dicks.
Two dicks.
Two private dicks.
In tiny suits.

If I were a studio executive, I'd totally greenlight it.
I probably shouldn't be laughing as hard as I am right now, probably ahouls bw sleeping.