Go to your iTunes/media player/WinAmp and put it all on shuffle. Use the song titles to answer the questions.
What do you think of me, Winamp?
Ruins - Live Improv. 01 (craziness)
Will I have a happy life?
Hella - Top Twenty Notes
What do my friends really think of me?
A Tribe Called Quest - Public Enemy (lol)
Do people secretly lust after me?
John Zorn - Lonely Woman
How can I make myself happy?
Lee Scratch Perry - African Herbsman
What should I do with my life?
Hella - Dance (hmm.... maybe it's a sign I should start that?)
Why must life be so full of pain?
Mr. Bungles - Snap, Crackle, Pop (I've never broken a bone!)
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Pink Floyd - Have a Cigar
Will I ever have children?
Aesop Rock - Bent Life
Will I die happy?
John Zorn - Igneous Ejaculation
Can you give me some advice?
Madder Mortem - To Kill and Kill Again (Chaney's been telling me all along)
What do you think happiness is?
Modest Mouse - I Came as a Rat
What's my favourite fetish?
Camel - Air Born
Got some good answers in there. Have to admit, I cheated a few times and hit random again >>