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stubot

No Money Cash

Sep 16, 2003 11:25

Ok, I need money fast. Im broke as hell.

Anyone wanna buy a Seagate 120Gb 7200rpm Hard Drive for £60?!? Its never been used either. Bloody bargain, i had bought it with the intention of storing all my music on it but alas hardship means I have to get rid

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Hello young man.... anonymous September 16 2003, 04:08:55 UTC

.... I am a woman in her ehm... let's say mid 30's. I was really trendy and into rock and metal in the 80's and have kept both my hair do and my leather jacket. I somtimes get lonely when I sit and listen to my early Deff Lepperd albums. I was wondering if you would consider escourting me for the evening and perhaps boning me for £60?

Re: Hello young man.... stubot September 16 2003, 04:10:32 UTC

ooh now that sounds like an offer I cannot refuse. I dont come cheap though, I would have to charge you for extras ;-)

Well... anonymous September 16 2003, 04:12:39 UTC

... I will give you an extra £1.50 if you take your socks off?

Re: Well... stubot September 16 2003, 04:20:32 UTC

ahh I dont do that im afraid, Its a strictly socks on y-fronts on deal.

Re: Well... anonymous September 16 2003, 04:36:06 UTC

Do you do Pot Noodle?

Re: Well... stubot September 16 2003, 04:46:53 UTC

'fraid not. I do Cup O' Soup though.

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igotahalo September 17 2003, 01:20:53 UTC

sell it on ebay

stubot September 17 2003, 01:44:13 UTC

yeah, probably will but Ebay taxes you!

igotahalo September 17 2003, 01:45:30 UTC

oh shit yeah it does doesn't it!
bastards.

igotahalo September 17 2003, 04:07:26 UTC

Where were you last night? I waited in all evening with my soft rock albums by the cd player at the ready alongside my £62 cash and you never showed up? I cried into my ruffle neck glam shirt and it left eyeliner stains and red lipstick marks. You suck.

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