Voicemail

[stuckeyboy]

Hi! *coughs* Um. Hi. You've reached Warren P. Cheswick, I'm not here right now, but if you'd leave me a message I'll get back to you after the beep

. . .

after the beep, yeah, smooth, Cheswick, real smooth . . . oh crap, it's still on! Um, beeeeeep! beeeeeeeeeep! How the hell do I--

*Beep*

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Friday phone fun

[ihatedenmark]

[from here]

"Although I'm not entirely sure why you're asking me out tonight, I wouldn't mind playing pool with you so long as it's in a group. You'll have to be the one to bring the cheesecake, however, I'm not that good a cook. Certainly nothing that would qualify me of having the 'best cheesecake ever'."