i got another speeding ticket today and it is complete and utter bullshit ( Read more... )

introduciiiiiiiiiiiing, bender!


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i hate cats, but i've decided that today i'm going to the pound to adopt a kitten. and it's gonna rule. my cat will be the coolest cat there ever was and ever will be. the cat to end all cats. the cat king, if you will.

(heh, watch me come home with a puppy.)

it is a sad, sad day when a girl can't find anyone to go to an avengers show with her.

do the decadance: guess what
dzheremi: what?
do the decadance: this is my new aim name!

make note, friends.

QUOTE OF THE DAY (provided by Carmen):

"Have you ever scratched yourself and then realized later in the day that your fingers smell like pussy?"

NO, CARMEN, I CAN'T SAY THAT I HAVE.

last night the boys (george, anthony, jon, and tommy) came over and we sat in the backyard drinking nasty beer (miller genuine draft), taking turns walking in front of the motion detector light and talking about this party that's supposed to happen (like what bands are going to play [drenched in blood, knifey-spooney, tank rampage, kenneth's band ( Read more... )

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it's official:
i adore garden state.

the ex:
9/19 San Diego, California (USA), Casbah with electrelane

yay!