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BASICS
1.) Name: Bryant Alexander Cox
2.) Age: 19
3.) Location: Elgin, IL.
4.) What's you realistic goals for a future career?: Get a degree in Political Science and become a political analyst for a major national news organization...or run for office as a senator years down the road...one of the two.
5.) Are you more independent or dependent? Why?:I'd say dependent, but I'm a leader, NOT a follower
FAVORITES:
5.) Bands (no more than five):Children of Bodom, Avenged Sevenfold, Senses Fail, System of a Down, and Rhapsody
6.) Movies (no more than five):Ferris Buehler's Day Off, Scream, Dumb and Dumber, and Super Troopers
7.) Sport:Hockey...I've been playing since I was 3...best sport EVER.
8.) Vacation Location & why:Las Vegas...I love the lights, and the fun never ends. The shows out there are so awesome and there are so many different ones!
9.) T.V. Shows (no more than five):The Simpsons, Seinfeld, The O'Reilly Factor, and Comedy Central Presents
10.) Food:Lasagna is the best...Chili is the best if you can't have lasagna. :)
11.) Favorite President of all time? (and why.):Ronald Reagan is the best president of all time. He defeated Walter Mondale 49 states to 1...that's funny, but here are the reasons why he is #1: Defeated the Soviet Union, lowered taxes for 92% of the working people and made a law where if you make under $3000 a year, you are not taxed. On his first day in office he got POW's released being held captive by Iran...he also funded over 5 and a half BILLION dollars towards AIDS research...he also had a huge increase in jobs. Most important thing..."Mr. Gorbichov, tear this wall down"...nuff said. Anyone care to debate?
ABOUT YOU:
11.) What is the most stuck up thing you've ever done?Most stuck up thing I've ever done? Met these 2 girls off the net with my friend Wang...we went to the theatre and before the movie they went to the bathroom, they never saw us again...there was another time where me and my friend Danny were in the movies, we told the girl we were going to the bathroom, and we never talked to them again either.
12.) What makes you turn your head in disgust about the same sex?I turn my head when i see ugly dudes with hot chicks, or when i see these posers, stoners, gothics, or EXTREMELLY preppy boys that dress like Ashton Kucher or like they're a surfer...so fucking annoying! Fucking posers
13.) Now about the opposite sex?When I see a fat girl, i normally tend to hide, cause not only I don't enjoy dinner rolls, but body rolls are sick as shit aswell. It's a hygeine problem...and seeing fat people eating is THE WORST!
14.) Who's the last person you argued with and why?last person i argued with...hmm...my mom.
15.) Do you think you did a good job defending your point?Yes, I feel I did a very good job defending my point, I'd give me a 9 out of 10 on defending my point. She had not defended hers very well at all...I'd give her a 4 out of 10. She's the fuckin' mom, so I still lose.
16.) Are you self-confindent?Self-confident...yeah.
17.) What's one aspect about yourself you'd want to change and why?I'd change my work ethic and make me want to work a lot more than what i do now.
EITHER/OR: (explain your answers.)
18.) Rock -or- Rap?:Rock...Rap is a bad enfluence on kids more than Rock does...not only that, but the beats being played over and over with black people talking about sucking my mother doesn't appeal to me.
19.) Pepsi -or- Coke?:Pepsi...Coke has to much fizz and burns the throat more...and they don't have any good branch products like Pepsi has mountain dew and seirra mist.
20.) Skateboarding -or- Rollerblading?:Rollerblading...Skateboarding comes off very loserish to me.
21.) Date someone with bad teeth -or- date someone with B.O.?:eek...Probably with B.O...cause I could always buy them some deoderant and tell them they smell like shit. Bad teeth would be more difficult to change.
22.) Marilyn Monroe -or- Audrey Hepburn? You know what...I just got back from Tower Records, and they were both UGLY AS FUCK, and they were BOTH whores. I'm sure they were nice, but they don't appeal to me one bit.
23.) Winter -or- Summer? Winter...it's nice. But summer is nice sometimes also...don't really care. They're to opposite and I like emm both.
24.) Fall -or- Spring?Fall...I like the cold...spring's the stupidest times of year. :)
ROAST: (This means, in a comedic style, state mean and horrible opinions on these following people. Make us laugh at your insults!)
25.) Bill Clinton:Besides him being a joke of a president I think his hard thobbing dick in Monica's mouth is a joke to the country. I think he should commit a murder suicide...and I would personally vote Hillary to be the murder victim.
26.) Madonna:She's a washed up whore who has no business singing anymore. She trys getting involved with politics, yet her singing has more meaning than her political views.
27.) Britney Spears:You're ugly as fuck without makeup, but with it on, you look amazing. You're un-talented, cause anyone can throw there body around on a stage acting like they're having back spasms. Thats not dancing. Your bacon grease breath and BBQ stained clothing during concert is nearly nauseating.
28.) Ashton Kutcher:You're comedy is stale, meaningless, and so fucking old. Your hats suck, you're a complete poser and girls who want you are mostly desperate girls who just love the hollywood horse shit. You're hair is greasy and gross, and I hate you.
29.) *Your choice*: My choice? Oh my oh me! I'll say Howard Dean. Well Howard Dean. I know you were sucking on John Kerry hoping he'd give you the VP nomination before he ran for president, but when you said, "move your balls, i can't see 'The Tonight Show'" I think he got upset, cause you should have been consentrating on kissing his dick, not Jay Leno's jokes.
30.) *Your choice*: Oprah Winfrey: Oprah, why didn't you give me a car? You money grubbing sack of shit, I think you should buy every person that gets stamped in this community a car. I would not only thank you, but I'd even consider taking your fat black ass out on a date to Jenny Craig's R Us.
31.) *Your choice*:Ellen Nicole Blanton: Sorry hun, but I have to roast you. Your green vaginal fluids told me too. You are amazing...I know your fetish of humping a black homeless guys has only came true 12 different times, but I'd appreciate it if your sudden urges would stop. It weakens the community dear. You're stupid, I'm a fucker...and I have nothing else to say other than, if anyone voted for John Kerry and actually LIKED him...FUCK YOU!
