there is a rifle.
just propped up against the wall in the kitchen.

WHY DOES THIS FAMILY HAVE A RIFLE.

just to start things off, SAM PLEASE QUIT TALKING TO ME ABOUT COLLEGES. I'm not in a college mood ( Read more... )

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What am I to do with my life?
(You will find it out don't worry)
How am I supposed to know what's right?
(You just gotta do it your way)

9 lasts ( Read more... )

A guy threw up in front of me and Julie as we were pulling out of 7-eleven.

Eddie thought it was necessary he wear tight spandex in theatre today.

My day.

Dear My Secret Santa ( Read more... )

I officially have an african-american friend named Tarayn (i think that's how you spell it). She has an eye patch and wears shirts exposing her belly button. She also has a vested interest in fire ( Read more... )

Dear Hispanic Male Youth Population at Yorktown High School,

Quit getting cartilage piercings. You're bringing my people down.

Sincerly, My Diamond is Real.

List of Things I'm Afraid Of:

1. Herpes
2. The Metro
3. Crystal Meth
4. The Elderly
5. Elevators
6. Escalators
7. Y2K
8. Physical Contact with John Houston
9. Being alone
10. Not getting into college