Comments | studio_54: Michelle and the Rzez present the stupid fucking hypothetical question of the day

m_rodriguez in studio_54

Michelle and the Rzez present the stupid fucking hypothetical question of the day

Jan 21, 2005 20:17

Back by popular demand aka boredom.

If you could be Eminem for a day, who would you do in asterisks?

Examples encouraged. Bonus points given for creative locations and enthralling dialogue.

Comments 91

elisha_cuthbert January 23 2005, 04:25:37 UTC

*parks her pink Mercedes in front of violeteyesem's place, pulling the keys out ignition, she opens the door and heads up the front stairs*

*brushes her hair from her face, itches her crotch waiting for whatever dead celebrity reincarnate will answer the door*

m_rodriguez January 23 2005, 04:35:07 UTC

I hope you stopped to pick up punkass_avril on the way over.

elisha_cuthbert January 23 2005, 04:38:13 UTC

that bitch is in my trunk all she wanted to do was talk and rub my thighs

m_rodriguez January 23 2005, 04:41:36 UTC

At least she didn't make you go to Hot Topic again.

m_nathanson January 23 2005, 04:26:27 UTC

Paris Hilton. I have no creative reason other than it might be good to have sex with a girl again. It'd be the best four minutes of our lives and I'd make sure that we did it with the lights on.

Example dialogue includes "Harder, harder, harder" and "I thought it'd be bigger." Locations include the employee back-room at a Best Buy with her back pressed against the discount stereos and the coat-check room at the Chinese restaurant where afterwards we would add "in bed" to our fortunes and laugh and laugh.

m_rodriguez January 23 2005, 04:38:00 UTC

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm not sure who says what but I think that's what makes it funny.

adam_brody January 23 2005, 04:28:05 UTC

I would do me, but since Em already kissed me I will have to change that to

Kel from Good Burger

m_rodriguez January 23 2005, 04:30:19 UTC

Oh my god.

I just. You win. Best answer so far and probably yet. I totally thought Janeane was going to win too.

adam_brody January 23 2005, 04:33:00 UTC

KEL IS A SEXI BOY OK

m_rodriguez January 23 2005, 04:35:47 UTC

WELL IT IS GOOD BURGER FOR A REASON DUDE.

flowersbrandon January 23 2005, 04:40:34 UTC

you and i would smack you around with a pistol and curse at you. i'd be like "yes michelle! you motherfucker!"

m_rodriguez January 23 2005, 04:43:15 UTC

Aww, baby. I'd pull out my gat and knock you one right back. It would be hot as hell.

flowersbrandon January 23 2005, 04:44:48 UTC

can i knock some of your teeth out?

m_rodriguez January 23 2005, 04:48:10 UTC

Haha aww, of course but only if you want to see how your intestines look on the outside of your body :')

sliminem January 23 2005, 05:32:41 UTC

*random letters*

m_rodriguez January 23 2005, 05:36:28 UTC

Haha, Degrassi is on.