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uproar.com , play family feud; worst tv show, best in-class computer game ( Read more... )

-I don't like it when people steal stuff as a joke and think it is funny when they don't give it back ( Read more... )

SO I have found myself getting more and more lazy with every passing day but somehow I keep getting more accomplished than I did the day before. Then last night I was reading about tides and the moon and a few other things and I learned that every day is slightly longer than the day before and that is why leap seconds are added every once in a ( Read more... )

*All are welcome to come and view the hole I am digging in my backyard. Just drop to view, spit into, pee into, fall into, jump into, climb out of, and a lot of other things to the hole. If you want to view during the night please call ahead of time for a reservation ( Read more... )

To anybody who used to read this, um sorry? I have been busy, I will return to writing again soon.

Why do people on the local news love to make puns, no matter what the situation.

Contest: Watch an channel 4, 9, or 7 News and keep track on the # of puns. Report back to me so I can know which station is the worst and send them hate mail.

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So Salpointe Catholic Cross Country was 5A Div.I State Runners-up. Our division was obviously the hardest in the state and to be honest the entire day was a miracle (minus on little part, won't go there). It took some kid with a sinus infection and one who almost died to make our 2nd place possible, but when it comes down to it we didn't kill ( Read more... )

Bryce has nice legs; I was wrong to leave the shower before 7:00; Bryce is a worthy Risk opponent; he will hold the 1600 and possibly the 3200 record after this year; they will hold for at least a year; he is the keeper of the key of knowledge of Dep; Bryce does the best 'tricks' in the world. You can find him the early or after the last bell in ( Read more... )