If you keep a carnivorous dinosaur as a pet, it's not a good idea to roast dinosaur meat in the oven with a tangy buffalo sauce. Mischief will ensue.

So we're home rather early from Karl and April's wedding. Never have I seen so many people cry at a wedding. I even cried my weird little version of crying in public. And I don't really know them that well. Strange ( Read more... )

So earlier I made a resolution to not be all mopey, right? Yeah, by 1:00 I was all mopey again. But luckily, through no effort of my own, my day is ending on a better note ( Read more... )

What's wrong with this article?

Um, so what if Allison went to grad school to get a Masters of Social Work with a concentration in Community Mental Health?

Oh dear.

"Speed dating" is now in the dictionary. Yes, there's a concept that needs to be perpetuated by making it an official part of the English language.

A Short Play about Speed Dating"Hello, my name is Joe. I like boating ( Read more... )

It's 11:11! Everyone make a wish ( Read more... )

Oh crap.

Yeah, I'll probably go. You know, if the earth hasn't been destroyed by an asteroid.

So much for laundry day...

Check out the kitties' master plan!

So I'm happy to report that I have officially taken 12 minutes off of my time from last year. I haven't gotten a lot of positive feedback on that change, so maybe it's not really that big of a deal. But I'm still happy with my progress ( Read more... )