I love buying stuff from Newegg. I wish all the places I shopped at worked the way they did. They almost always have the lowest prices, they never screw up my orders, their shipping is lightning fast, and they have by far the best customer service I've ever experienced. I just get warm feelings whenever I place an order with them.

You may have been asking yourself, "where has David been, and why hasn't he been delivering me my lulz?"

Well, not to worry, because lulz are here:

Mozilla Bug 95849 (lackofsex) - Lack of Sex is interfering with my ability to triage bugs

Last night I had a dream (or nightmare) that I was assimilated by the Borg. Then somehow I broke free of the Collective, and Capitan Picard asked me to pretend I was still a part of it so I could go back and spy on them. I did so, even though I was terrified, because I knew the Borg had to be stopped at all costs. Eventually, they found out what ( Read more... )

Using the word "disbursement" in the context of a trust when you are talking about "expenses" is insanely cruel to everyone trying to understand your garbage. Using the word "distribution" in the same paragraphs, and giving it a nearly opposite meaning from your use of "disbursement," should border on criminal conduct. This poor choice of word use ( Read more... )

Snakes on a Plane IRL!

"She became alarmed when he ejaculated on her. He told her it was massage oil."

"The Federal Rules [of Evidence] are extremely broad in their definition of how a person may qualify as an expert witness. ... At one extreme, in a case [United States v. Johnson 575 F.2d 1347] where a crucial issue was whether a particular sample of marijuana had been grown inside or outside of the United States, an 'expert' was permitted to ( Read more... )

I bring you lulz:

You are country X. Country Y is an aggressor country, and has been making unprovoked attacks on you for purposes of taking over your land or some other resource they have no right to take by force. There is no way you can win in any direct confrontation with Country Y; doing so will only ensure your defeat, but doing nothing will also result in ( Read more... )

Like many of you, I resell my textbooks on half.com because the school bookstore has some very silly ideas about how much they should buy them back for ( Read more... )