It's really hard not to laugh out loud in drivers ed. It's all right though, cause when you do snort or giggle, the guy thinks he just made a joke and tries to keep going with whatever he was saying ( Read more... )

I got mail today. Not mail from a crappy college saying they want me to apply. Not mail from the library saying I owe them however much of my money they don't already have. It was mail for me from a friend who just wanted to write to me to let me know how she was doing. So my day's been good so far.

'Twas on the good ship Venus
By Christ you shoulda seen us
The figure-head was a whore in bed
And the mast was a ten foot penis

The captain of this charter
He was a dirty larker
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
From one place to another

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
It was fun for us to do.

All right. All better. Maybe I'm having my period or something. By the way, feel free to post a response making fun of me. If I were you, that's what I'd do.

Second update today. A little less cheerful. I want to know why nothing is ever enough. My parents leave me at home and you think that means they can't control me anymore, but, hoo boy, they can. And it's not like I really even need it. These fuckers will harass you and bitch and complain that you aren't doing nearly as well as you could, even ( Read more... )

My family left me and dad home while they go to Florida ( Read more... )

Making idle conversation on the way there ( Read more... )

Strangers ( Read more... )

I'm still waiting for my Ruca.

"Nice, but soooooo awkward." Hurtful, but it was probably true at the time. All right, I realize I've written a lot of depressed entries recently so I'd say it's about time to balance it out a bit with some Woody Allen quotes. Yay ( Read more... )