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Last night I got a full sleep! I didn't wake in a stupor or almost fall over from exhaustion-induced dizziness or anything like that! And it's SUNNY!
But there's this: A full night's sleep brings a full night's In one dream I was on a school bus and I was in the city with a few other people that I knew in the dream but don't actually know. I think I was around elementary school-aged. The bus needed to dro pus off at home, but first had to get through the crazy swamp that was in the middle of the city. The bus skidded out on a mud bank, but luckily it was air-tight and it managed to float to the end of the swamp so we could step off onto the curb at 79th street. We successfully avoided an alligator. I had this little plastic terrarium that I found that I thought had a mummified mouse stuck in its hinge area. I went to open it to put in a new, live mouse I had found, and it turned out the mummified mouse was still alive! The HORROR! And it was going crazy from being stuck so long and it was all dehydrated. It was the mouse version of Sloth from Se7en. Yuck. It started scrabbling around and trying to bite the healthy live mouse.
Then I woke up, asked the Mister to turn over to stop snoring, and had dream number two. That involved being in modern times but also in Nazi-occupied Poland. Or at least it looked like Poland. There were things in English too, like this get well soon card we picked up that had English and Hebrew text, so I'm not positive what was going on. But the Mister and I were there and were us as we are. There was a group of people who were going into a bug church to hold synagogue services in secrecy. I saw a little old lady and a small child huddled together and running between shadows to get back into a hiding place. I had just started walking around to figure out where I was when my alarm went off.
So... I told my mother I'd come visit this weekend for Mothers' Day. My mom wrote on Facebook that she has the flu, but is ignoring it. She's also got lupus, so she's kind of immunocompromised as it is. And I don't want to get sick if I have to get on an airplane soon. Although soon = 2 weeks, but any day I miss work is a day I don't get paid. So I don't know what to do. What should I do??
And now, the results of my personality defect test:
Your result for The Personality Defect Test...
Robot
You are 57% Rational, 29% Extroverted, 29% Brutal, and 0% Arrogant.
You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. You are not like the robots they show in the movies. Movie robots are make-believe, because they always get all personable and likeable after being struck by lightning, or they are cold, cruel killing machines. In all reality, though, you are much more boring than all that. Real robots just sit there, doing their stupid jobs, and doing little else. If you get struck by lightning, you won't develop a winning personality and heart of gold. (Robots don't have hearts, silly, and if they did, they would probably be made of steel, not gold.) You also won't be likely to terrorize humanity by becoming an ultra-violent killing machine sent into the past to kill the mother of a child who will lead a rebellion against machines, because that movie was dumb as hell, and because real robots don't kill--they horribly maim at best, and they don't even do that on purpose. Real robots are boringly kind and all too rarely try to kill people. In all my years, my laptop has only attacked me once, and that was only because my brother threw it at me. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Class Clown.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Emo Kid, and the Haughty Intellectual.
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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.
The other personality types:
The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!
About Saint_Gasoline
I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy science, philosophy, and fart jokes and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and my webcomic at SaintGasoline.com.
Take The Personality Defect Test at HelloQuizzy
But there's this: A full night's sleep brings a full night's In one dream I was on a school bus and I was in the city with a few other people that I knew in the dream but don't actually know. I think I was around elementary school-aged. The bus needed to dro pus off at home, but first had to get through the crazy swamp that was in the middle of the city. The bus skidded out on a mud bank, but luckily it was air-tight and it managed to float to the end of the swamp so we could step off onto the curb at 79th street. We successfully avoided an alligator. I had this little plastic terrarium that I found that I thought had a mummified mouse stuck in its hinge area. I went to open it to put in a new, live mouse I had found, and it turned out the mummified mouse was still alive! The HORROR! And it was going crazy from being stuck so long and it was all dehydrated. It was the mouse version of Sloth from Se7en. Yuck. It started scrabbling around and trying to bite the healthy live mouse.
Then I woke up, asked the Mister to turn over to stop snoring, and had dream number two. That involved being in modern times but also in Nazi-occupied Poland. Or at least it looked like Poland. There were things in English too, like this get well soon card we picked up that had English and Hebrew text, so I'm not positive what was going on. But the Mister and I were there and were us as we are. There was a group of people who were going into a bug church to hold synagogue services in secrecy. I saw a little old lady and a small child huddled together and running between shadows to get back into a hiding place. I had just started walking around to figure out where I was when my alarm went off.
So... I told my mother I'd come visit this weekend for Mothers' Day. My mom wrote on Facebook that she has the flu, but is ignoring it. She's also got lupus, so she's kind of immunocompromised as it is. And I don't want to get sick if I have to get on an airplane soon. Although soon = 2 weeks, but any day I miss work is a day I don't get paid. So I don't know what to do. What should I do??
And now, the results of my personality defect test:
Your result for The Personality Defect Test...
Robot
You are 57% Rational, 29% Extroverted, 29% Brutal, and 0% Arrogant.
You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. You are not like the robots they show in the movies. Movie robots are make-believe, because they always get all personable and likeable after being struck by lightning, or they are cold, cruel killing machines. In all reality, though, you are much more boring than all that. Real robots just sit there, doing their stupid jobs, and doing little else. If you get struck by lightning, you won't develop a winning personality and heart of gold. (Robots don't have hearts, silly, and if they did, they would probably be made of steel, not gold.) You also won't be likely to terrorize humanity by becoming an ultra-violent killing machine sent into the past to kill the mother of a child who will lead a rebellion against machines, because that movie was dumb as hell, and because real robots don't kill--they horribly maim at best, and they don't even do that on purpose. Real robots are boringly kind and all too rarely try to kill people. In all my years, my laptop has only attacked me once, and that was only because my brother threw it at me. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Class Clown.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Emo Kid, and the Haughty Intellectual.
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*
If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.
The other personality types:
The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!
About Saint_Gasoline
I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy science, philosophy, and fart jokes and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and my webcomic at SaintGasoline.com.
Take The Personality Defect Test at HelloQuizzy