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[stuperpowered]

[Okay, so Splendid's figured out by now that he doesn't have any powers. He's also learned that all hope is not lost- people can regain those things. And since he's a moron, he's already assumed that it's only a matter of time before his abilities come back. Furthermore, today seems like the perfect day to test that theory! Feel free to catch him

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[optimystically]

[yeah, she sees him... in the middle of traffic]

H-Hey, what are you doing?!

[stuperpowered]

Seeing if my super strength came back, miss! Now, please stay where you are, I'd hate to see civilians get hurt.

[STARES DOWN THE SCHOOLBUS SPEEDING TOWARDS HIM WITH CONFIDENCE

ALSO STUPIDITY, BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT]

Come, vehicle! Come test your luck against the might of a superhero!

[optimystically]

[a smarter person would say GET OUT OF THE WAY, butfffff THIS GUY IS A SUPERHERO! have a cheering Maya from the sidewalk]

You can do it, show that bus who's boss!

[stuperpowered]

[YOUR CHEERS FUEL HIM! He lunges out with his hands, intending to grab the schoolbus and force it to a halt-]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-

[-but what happens instead, of course, is that the bus slams into him and sends him flying. crashhh tinkle tinkle there goes someone's window....]

Need a princess to break your fall? AKA you can totes crush her.

[thelittlecanary]

[Garnet is out for a walk around the residential area of town, when she spots something on the rooftops out of the corner of her eye. She turns to look just in time to --]

YES

[stuperpowered]

[WHY DO THEY KEEP MEETING LIKE THIS

sorry, brosis, but the twenty-something moron can't really aim just WHERE he falls....here's hoping that he doesn't break anything of yours!]

Oof!

[thelittlecanary]

[Garnet has practically zero reaction time once she's spotted him, and only has time to open her mouth and shriek as she gets slammed into the hard concrete of the sidewalk.

His landing is punctuated by sickening cracks and yet another scream, now hair-raisingly tinged with agony.]

M-m-my arm!!!! [Garnet breaks out in a cold sweat and begins trembling violently when she looks up to find the white of her radius bone is jutting out where her wrist should be curving gently instead.]

[stuperpowered]

[if it's any consolation, he still managed to smash his head on the sidewalk AND THERE'S A REALLY NICE DENT IN HIS SKULL NOW and blood leaking out his nose and ears

this is a terrible day for everyone!]

[rivercrossed]

[ staring up at the man on the roof. someone trying to squish themselves? Komachi can't have that. ]

Is some poor soul trying to kill themselves...? Look, stop! Stop!

[stuperpowered]

[waves cheerfully as if this was a normal day for him....which it probably is]

I'm perfectly fine, miss, no need to worry!

[rivercrossed]

That's what they all say! You should get down off there, you'll k- I mean, hurt yourself!

[ she's too lazy to actually move and try to 'help', though. uh oh ]

[stuperpowered]

I can't get hurt, I'm a superhero!

[without further ado he leaps off the roof....and lands face first in the grass of his lawn]

C

[wolf_wolves]

[It's really hard to ignore someone when they're staring at you like that.]

...What? Do I have something in my teeth or something?

[stuperpowered]

No, I'm simply testing out my lasers! Please, don't mind me.

[STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARES....]

1/4

[wolf_wolves]

2/4

[wolf_wolves]

[notcereal]

[Why would you test laser beams on people. anyhow, sup neighbor of two houses away! Guess who spotted a certain someone through a window.

rushing outside now--] S-spendid? --Sir. That's dangerous!

[stuperpowered]

[oh flaky, u so silly]

Not for a superhero!

[notcereal]

Oh. [derp] Are you sure?

Should superheroes wear padding or something?

[stuperpowered]

Perfectly sure!

Superheroes don't need padding, just bravery and determination! And powers.

[which he doesn't have but WHY SHOULD THAT STOP HIM]