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Oct 13, 2005 11:35
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asstraffic
October 13 2005, 14:32:30 UTC
youre such a fuck up
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losergus
October 13 2005, 17:52:19 UTC
i saw mr. alda in a grocery store once.
true story.
i was in the brussel sprout isle, and i said the giant next to me, "hey you fucking fiend, get me some of those honey roasted off the top shelf?"
he said, "i'm sorry, i can't hear you, i'm too busy being alan alda."
"no shit?" i replied. he confirmed there was, in fact, no shit. "i'll need some proof, alan. it's just the way it goes."
that's when he pulled out a pencil and piece of paper and wrote m*a*s*h on it. that proved it all was true.
god bless you, alan cumming.
wait...
he was the gay poet on mash, right?
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true story.
i was in the brussel sprout isle, and i said the giant next to me, "hey you fucking fiend, get me some of those honey roasted off the top shelf?"
he said, "i'm sorry, i can't hear you, i'm too busy being alan alda."
"no shit?" i replied. he confirmed there was, in fact, no shit. "i'll need some proof, alan. it's just the way it goes."
that's when he pulled out a pencil and piece of paper and wrote m*a*s*h on it. that proved it all was true.
god bless you, alan cumming.
wait...
he was the gay poet on mash, right?
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