I remember biting my tongue right at the start of a schmancy meal. I was like, "soo good... but I'm gonna get bacteria and food in it if I keep eating... but soo good..."
"... and that's why they had to amputate my tongue. But some nights you can still hear it crawling around on its own..." "Granpa, this story's stupid. How can you talk if they cut out..." "LOOK, A MONKEY!" (falls asleep)
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If I'd just drink water, mine wouldn't split, but I'd rather drink motor oil.
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"Granpa, this story's stupid. How can you talk if they cut out..."
"LOOK, A MONKEY!" (falls asleep)
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