warning: kinda gross

Mar 25, 2013 13:02

The ongoing drama of my split lip ( Read more... )

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dixiebell12 March 27 2013, 03:43:22 UTC
I sort of know how you feel, but it's the sides of my mouth that crack. Drives me crazy! Takes forever to heal up.

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stupid_drawings March 27 2013, 03:49:43 UTC
Uhg, seriously. It's gotten past scab stage to shiny new skin stage FINALLY.

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dixiebell12 March 27 2013, 04:06:13 UTC
That's good!
If I'd just drink water, mine wouldn't split, but I'd rather drink motor oil.

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stupid_drawings March 27 2013, 15:12:57 UTC
Just drinking water is no fun. That's why we invented coffee and booze.

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ARGH! raidingparty March 27 2013, 16:33:18 UTC
I remember biting my tongue right at the start of a schmancy meal. I was like, "soo good... but I'm gonna get bacteria and food in it if I keep eating... but soo good..."

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Re: ARGH! stupid_drawings March 27 2013, 16:35:54 UTC
Aww, that sucks!

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Re: ARGH! raidingparty March 28 2013, 15:51:09 UTC
"... and that's why they had to amputate my tongue. But some nights you can still hear it crawling around on its own..."
"Granpa, this story's stupid. How can you talk if they cut out..."
"LOOK, A MONKEY!" (falls asleep)

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