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A random picspam of Convergence
So driving to MN, Lisa, Jules, and I found the Winchester Restaurant, which looked like a fancy place.
I once again show my love of cheesy gas station crap
Why yes, I DO want a Snoop Dogg cigar case and a cheetah flask!
Oh boy, a product called Ass Blaster that comes in a little out house!
I cannot stress enough how appealing ass-related hot sauce is.
I touched Paul Bunyan's butt while a bunch of old men called me a perv from out of frame.
Nothing says Wisconsin like a glittery dolphin statue!
Majestic.
So majestic.
Bunyan's got back
Proof that someone in modern day still likes the Smurfs. I imagine this is the sole surviving member of the Smurfs fandom.
We ate here. It had false rednecks as decor. Also lots of sharp tools on the wall.
Terrifying, really.
Alabama is Wisconsin. They played the Benny Hill theme.
A still life with taxidermy
You have no idea how much these shirts crack me up. Every last one of them is funny in its own way.
Ownership apparently goes to the girls here in the Dells.
This gas station had quality art
lube
This looks like a postcard for middle of nowhere USA
This gas station also had fireworks!
Here's the flammable anal beads section
Redneck night light
space thunder... I don't know if that's how it works
The ladies room provided small barf bags for your convenience.
Golden shower, heh
Dramatic science bros
Lisa and Julie's hotel was home of the National Unicyclist Convention!
Speaking of which, Jules had me cut her hair, so I did, except for this rat tail. I refused to cut it. She kept it for about a day, hiding it down the back of her shirt. Then finally got brave enough to cut it off herself.
Bucky Fett
This is a costume I've been wanting to do for years.
This is a pretty good example of me at a con
We found some more elves
Elves like rice.
And coloring
We partied as business Thorin and Thranduil
Mandatory kazoo jam
Assholes
Kate posing with red white and blue jello shots
Little boy sidekicks club
FREE SKETCHY CANDY, OH BOY
America, fuck yeah
Tony Stark ironing
Tony dressed as Loki and Loki dressed as Tony.
This is what happens when Kate and I are left to our own devices, we think we're geniuses.
I am bummed these came out dark. This is Tony hitting on Peggy Carter
And stealing secrets from S.H.I.L.D.
I'm Tony, welcome to Cribs!
Business with an Asgardian never ends well.
This was for the Frostiron fans, note Loki taking the picture in the reflection.
Like Forbes magazine
Loki's shirt says 'my boyfriend's abs are made of steel'
Tony Stark passed out holding a drink and covered in money. It didn't fan out so well, but there was actually about $800
The Mandarin liked my dress.
Loki and Tony support the Sundress AU
Tony figured out a good place for his flask.
Steve was less amused.
Someone shaved off half of Tony's Starkstache while he was passed out drunk
So driving to MN, Lisa, Jules, and I found the Winchester Restaurant, which looked like a fancy place.
I once again show my love of cheesy gas station crap
Why yes, I DO want a Snoop Dogg cigar case and a cheetah flask!
Oh boy, a product called Ass Blaster that comes in a little out house!
I cannot stress enough how appealing ass-related hot sauce is.
I touched Paul Bunyan's butt while a bunch of old men called me a perv from out of frame.
Nothing says Wisconsin like a glittery dolphin statue!
Majestic.
So majestic.
Bunyan's got back
Proof that someone in modern day still likes the Smurfs. I imagine this is the sole surviving member of the Smurfs fandom.
We ate here. It had false rednecks as decor. Also lots of sharp tools on the wall.
Terrifying, really.
Alabama is Wisconsin. They played the Benny Hill theme.
A still life with taxidermy
You have no idea how much these shirts crack me up. Every last one of them is funny in its own way.
Ownership apparently goes to the girls here in the Dells.
This gas station had quality art
lube
This looks like a postcard for middle of nowhere USA
This gas station also had fireworks!
Here's the flammable anal beads section
Redneck night light
space thunder... I don't know if that's how it works
The ladies room provided small barf bags for your convenience.
Golden shower, heh
Dramatic science bros
Lisa and Julie's hotel was home of the National Unicyclist Convention!
Speaking of which, Jules had me cut her hair, so I did, except for this rat tail. I refused to cut it. She kept it for about a day, hiding it down the back of her shirt. Then finally got brave enough to cut it off herself.
Bucky Fett
This is a costume I've been wanting to do for years.
This is a pretty good example of me at a con
We found some more elves
Elves like rice.
And coloring
We partied as business Thorin and Thranduil
Mandatory kazoo jam
Assholes
Kate posing with red white and blue jello shots
Little boy sidekicks club
FREE SKETCHY CANDY, OH BOY
America, fuck yeah
Tony Stark ironing
Tony dressed as Loki and Loki dressed as Tony.
This is what happens when Kate and I are left to our own devices, we think we're geniuses.
I am bummed these came out dark. This is Tony hitting on Peggy Carter
And stealing secrets from S.H.I.L.D.
I'm Tony, welcome to Cribs!
Business with an Asgardian never ends well.
This was for the Frostiron fans, note Loki taking the picture in the reflection.
Like Forbes magazine
Loki's shirt says 'my boyfriend's abs are made of steel'
Tony Stark passed out holding a drink and covered in money. It didn't fan out so well, but there was actually about $800
The Mandarin liked my dress.
Loki and Tony support the Sundress AU
Tony figured out a good place for his flask.
Steve was less amused.
Someone shaved off half of Tony's Starkstache while he was passed out drunk