eight cups of tea -- (Video)

[stupid_hat]

[A very, very, very tired Filia appears on screen after a moment of fuzzing, buzzing static. She seems to be sitting in a plain white bed- a hospital bed, to be more precise.]

Oh, this is just utterly ironic. [She motions to her propped leg, the one that had been shattered only a few days ago.]A user of Holy Magic, a Golden Dragon no less,

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[jushinkan]

[You do realize that he had to, right? It's practically instinct, it's like you're asking him to come do this to you. You only have yourself to blame for this.]

Look at the bright side; you still have two legs. Imagine if it'd hit you at the knee.

[That voice... was female.

And the owner of said voice had decided on an outfit change. Someone was feeling bored today. Rather lucky bit of work, having your clothes be a physical part of you, it only took a second to pick out something nice, a stereotypical little nurse outfit, complete with the skirt and the stupid hat. And she was leaning over the other side of the bed, the smile that of the cat that had eaten the canary, the goldfish, the rest of the tuna and had tripped the dog down the hall]

Too bad about the no magic thing though. So sorry~.

[stupid_hat]

[Oh, Ceifeed, this just isn't Filia's day (yet again), is it? It takes all she has not to blanch at the sight of Xellos in such in outfit, her fangs digging painfully into her bottom lip.]

If you'd come just a tiny bit closer... [She says in a sing-song voice that cloaks sinister venom.]

...I'd gladly show you how happy I feel about all of this~

[jushinkan]

[The monster shook her head, leaning back now. Juuuust barely out of reach.]

Now Miss Filia, try to refrain from snapping at me, I just came to help! It wouldn't kill you to show a decent bit of gratitude now and again you know.

[stupid_hat]

["Twitch" goes Filia, nostrils flaring in irritation. Oh, to be a dragon.]

But why like... that!? [She rather disgustingly points out his-her 'accessories'.]

[dustedsunlight]

Oh, did you hurt yourself? I guess you don't have your chip out yet.

[stupid_hat]

I'm afraid so. Gods, if only I could get this horrible thing out, I could heal myself so easily!

[dustedsunlight]

A lot of people want theirs out... the scientists put them in to make it harder for us, I think.

Make sure you rest. For now, everyone just needs to heal the natural way.

[stupid_hat]

Even if you say that...

All right, I will.

[video]

[failhound]

[have a headtilt -- he missed her actually getting shot in the general chaos]

What the hell'd you do? An' I didn't know you used Holy Magic... [isn't that supposed to be a churchy thing?]

[video]

[stupid_hat]

If you must know, I was apparently attacked by something. I don't know exactly what, but it managed to break my shin.

[Have an irritated look, pal!] And, yes, I do use Holy Magic. I used to be a priestess, after all.

[video] aaaa sorry for the late FML

[failhound]

... A monster?

[he gives you a blank look] What're dragons priestesses of?

[video] it's okay it's not like I'm not late all the time, too D:

[stupid_hat]

Nearly everything, of course. We're some of the oldest creatures in my world, after all.

[dontcallmegol]

{Gold Dragon? You couldn't possibly mean an ACTUAL dragon. You sure didn't LOOK like a dragon.}

Golden Dragon, is that sort of status where you're from?

[stupid_hat]

[Ah... haaaaaa. ABOUT THAT]

Not particularly. It's actually the name of my race.

[dontcallmegol]

Huh, you don't look like any dragon I've seen.

[stupid_hat]

That's because this isn't my true form. It's a disguise I use to reduce the fear of my kind -- humans fear us, you do realize.

ffff how did I miss this?

[towngoboom]

If it helps, I know someone who can take care of the chip - I'll be losing mine pretty shortly, so I might even be able to cut the time you're stuck in bed with a Recovery spell.

DUUURRR I DUNNO

[stupid_hat]

You... do -- you would- will? Gods, Miss Lina, that would solve so many problems!

[towngoboom]

Yeah yeah, no sweat. I'd have done it sooner, but it seems like crazy stuff keeps coming up, y'know?

[stupid_hat]

Oh, yes, I think I understand you quite well on that matter.