[Second Chorus] Raziel can be a mack daddy!

[stupidest_angle]

I have heard that for this Masquerade-- which I am going to not because I am a heathen but because I wish to be Spiderman-- getting a date is very important.

So, may I have a date from someone? So far I have the 31st, but perhaps I was mistaken since I do not keep track of the days of damnation.

Comments

[bazookaboobs]

Days of... Damnation?

[stupidest_angle]

Oh yes. There are many of them.

[bazookaboobs]

T-there are? I wasn't aware there was any such thing... Are you saying Halloween is one of those?

[stupidest_angle]

Indeed! The commune has forbidden the celebration of any days where I may receive free candy. Free candy is a sign of the heathens.

[omgbrown]

...Spiderman?

[stupidest_angle]

The most heroic of us all.

[omgbrown]

But...what is he?

[stupidest_angle]

He is a hero, transcribed in the worn pages of The Book of Marvel, and canonized in the name of our savior, thy lord Peter Parker.

[scroll_heir]

The 23rd.

[stupidest_angle]

Blessed is the Holy 23rd! I am very glad to have been given this date.

[scroll_heir]

I am glad you enjoy your date.

But that's not what this "date" means.

You are supposed to ask a guy or girl to go with you to the party.

[stupidest_angle]

It is a very nice date. A prime too! Perhaps even a Tuesday!

...why would I want to do that? Are they protection? Are there heathens at this dance?

[bring_me_sake]

Ne, Raziel?

About the date, it doesn't mean Catty is exactly right! Good old Gryffindor coming to the rescue, hmm?

[stupidest_angle]

Catty is most kind. She has even given me underwear!