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[stupidjick]

Dear journal,

Today I really had to poop, but Rose was in the shower, so I had to wait.

Later, I put too much rum in the eggnog and ruined it. Rose got really quiet for a while.

On the bright side, I finished a video game. It was not very good.

Love,

Cory

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[avocadobravado]

I hate you.

Love,
Rose

[avocadobravado]

<3

[avocadobravado]

You. Me. Tomorrow. Mezzanine. Tim & Eric as the Pusswhip Banggang featuring America's funnyman Neil Hamburger. Print tickets.

[avocadobravado]

I want some tea.