Hello, it is time for a crazy, random potpourri of topics and ramblings! And it's gonna be a long one, so hold onto your ear flaps ( Read more... )

Too goddam hot in this box of a room. At night it's necessary to have a fan on me, but if it's focused on my upper body and head, I invariably wake up with a sore throat, apparently from breathing in that cool air all night. Yesterday I woke up with some serious throat pain/discomfort. Perhaps because my body had been fighting off the sore ( Read more... )

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It's time again for another installment of CORY PONDERING HIS FUTURE AND MAN IT'S GON' BE SO COOL WHEN HE FINALLY GETS A REAL JOB AND MOVES AWAY. You will know this as the time when you roll your eyes and think to yourself, "christ, is this dude still going on and on about how he's gonna suddenly ( Read more... )

HOH-LEE PEWP. The MaxxMan, what a lovely blast of nostalgia that is. Ahh, the days when Mtv wasn't compleat crap. I consider my young self lucky to have been exposed to such bizarre, subversive stuff as The Maxx and Liquid Television. And, also, it's worth mentioning, some of the weirder stuff on Nickelodeon. Ren & Stimpy, obviously, but also ( Read more... )

HAY internet nerds, WHY IS IT SNOWING HERE

srsly i thought I was in for some warmtimes but now here i am with two layers of long-sleeve shirt on.

In other news, WHAT THE DONG is going on with Cheney LURKING around in the bushes here.


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HAYUH, e-pals! Wanna know what Cory's plans for tonight, SATURNDAY night, are? Well, they're a lot like this. Hahah, okay, not really. And, in suggesting that it is inaccurate, I don't necessarily mean so much that I am gonna be out having a rad time with other twentysomethings, but more that I just will not be playing videogames, I think. I ( Read more... )

HELLO famous internet website Life Journals.com, where I post all of my faggiest secrets and dreams! I am so sorry to not have been all up in yo grill as of late, but you know how it is when you are famous and sexy like I am ( Read more... )

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~*~*~*~* a really good home remedy for soar throtes *~*~*~*~Take a glass of water ( Read more... )

Hello e-pals! Let's talk about television programs!

Tonight the Sarah Silverman Program premiered on Comedy Central. Though I know who she is, I'm actually not familiar with any of her, uh, work (standup, films, etc). I really like the show though; it's got this sort of surreal edge to it, revolving around her as this sort of selfish, rude, ( Read more... )