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May 09, 2003 01:10

dear whom-ever,

same request as before.
kill me.

thanks

andrew

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Death For Hire neveradullmomnt May 9 2003, 10:06:51 UTC
I can facillatate your request, however i do have a few conditions which must be met beforehand... and they are as follows:
1. You must be able to supply the weaponry. I personally prefer a gun, but if your running on short notice any blunt object should suffice.

2. You must schedule an appointment. I am in very high demand and i do not accept "walk-ins".

3. You must be able to supply me with the proper atmosphere to conduct my work. I would tell you what they are now, but i will spare you the specifics that is, until you schedule a proper appointment with my assistant.

I hope these conditions are not too strenuous for you to acknowledge. My people will contact your people and well do lunch. Ciao!

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Re: agents, appointments? neveradullmomnt May 10 2003, 13:41:25 UTC
haha. Forensics would covinct you in a heart beat. ha. It sure was a really nice idea though. youre a true friend for suggesting it. What you said, kinda reminds me of what steve Busemi did in Fargo...

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Re: agents, appointments? neveradullmomnt May 11 2003, 03:51:45 UTC
ha ha, kick ass...ha ha .... wait a minute, then who am i?

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