My son is 18 years old ( Read more... )

#1) Because MCLars is my homeboy

#2) Because Fred Armisen is my email buddy and sends me pics like this

#3) Because I technically and for all intents and purposes discovered Alpha Centaur....the musician NOT the constellation

#4) Because I weigh over 300 pounds.....ie. I AM FAT!!!!!!!!!!


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Every listener at the radio station thinks my first name is Sloan and my last name is Kristy ( Read more... )

My birthday is August 10th...isn't that exciting?! I am going to be 25....isn't that scary? yes, i agree teddy bear.

I wish Dignan were a real person...he would be my best friend....I understand he is a 12 year old trapped in a man's body....and I love him anyway!

Well here's a hint of how cool I am now....lol


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I have some crazy things to say....first of all Fred Armisen called me at BER the other night...I know Jenn and Liz know the story......well anyone else who wants to knowI suggest you call me...lol....Scott get the number from Jenn because I don't have your number dammit. Whatever...but yes yes yes oh man so much to tell.....wow..I klove you kids

At 10 p.m. Tuesday night I saw one of the greatest films ever in the history of the world!

Be very fucking jealous right now people....very.

And now excuse me while I go and be late for work.