Comments | stupidrhapsody: what you need (standalone)

stupidrhapsody

what you need (standalone)

Aug 10, 2012 09:11

xiuhan | NC-17 | 1, 399 words
nobody really tops anybody *cough* and i kinda regret it because lu han should.
set in the same universe with p l a y b o y.

( oh my god look at your cock, baozi, )

#master-to the-list, #kpop slash

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sweetricebuns August 10 2012, 13:06:41 UTC

“oh my god look at your cock, baozi,”
. . . . most humorous line i've ever read in smut after "oh my god ew no do it yourself" lmaolmaolmao.

and wow. i like this. ouo
like, it's cute. <3 orzzz since when has cute been used to describe smut

but orzzz.
my brain is very imaginative.
'twas playing out everything.
'tis very brain-cracking, i dare say.

“please shoot your cum on my face,”
gladly.

stupidrhapsody August 12 2012, 16:23:32 UTC

man, never thought that that line would be like, so favorite among you all trooollolololoolloloollololollolo. me ghosta. and the shoot cum lu han naughty. yes. just yes.

also, kudos to your brain. ahem wink winku.

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stupidrhapsody August 12 2012, 10:03:08 UTC

nicknames as in lu and baozi? *grab the bonus points*
hung yet cute cock. um. um.
dude imma be waiting for your other fic okay?

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stupidrhapsody August 12 2012, 15:20:54 UTC

min-min is common like taemin and changmin and and and. and.
crey *grabbing the points anywei*

btw you write like q83489209402 words fic. please dude there must be some epic thingy going on hopefully no baekyeol i can tolerate taoris. but.

i ask too much. who am i. who.

should just stick with writing porn i guess crying
amen.

sica_is_love August 10 2012, 18:34:03 UTC

he looks so virgin it hurts.

“please shoot your cum on my face,”

stupidrhapsody August 12 2012, 09:58:47 UTC

umma.

derpinator August 11 2012, 07:09:17 UTC

oh good lord jesus.

stupidrhapsody August 12 2012, 09:59:14 UTC

jesus approves *runs*

emmyxogast August 11 2012, 09:17:14 UTC

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stupidrhapsody August 12 2012, 10:00:16 UTC

yemm i just watched BAP's no mercy and.
and.
jongup.
and.
why.
and.

mountain is done, now back at the dorm but going home in less than 24 hours. same difference crey. jongup. hori sit.

emmyxogast August 12 2012, 14:25:12 UTC

the mv is ever so pretty and shiny but i dont like the song at all ;A;
warrior was amazing, power was awesome, but no mercy fell a little flat to me. sobbing

doesnt mean that I can't admire/scream about how my moontos looks >:3 fjalfjsldjakfdj

Oooo. how was your nature trip? have fun? why do my thoughts immediately go to brokeback mountain lmao

stupidrhapsody August 12 2012, 15:23:28 UTC

i agree. it's nice to see BAP dancing like men wearing colorful clothes but ugh. daehyun you screamo? wae.
but moontos. so manly. gotta sail jonglo alone. 's okay. btw,

it’s not his voice is so heavenly or he moves like a jagger kind of rumor spreading around regarding the newest trainee that seen strutting around the vocal lesson building for the past week, wearing skin tight black jeans and smiling politely to everyone.

no.

it’s, “you know, he’s a slut.”

and, “yeah, a friend of a friend slept with him. he said he’s a coy fox in bed.”

with, “he’s gay. i heard it’s contagious. so watch out, ha ha.”

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obviously, wu fan has heard of the rumor. while everybody else shoot the new trainee probing stare or blatantly trying to enjoy his quietly offered service (he gives the best bj in the world), wu fan prefers to stay out of it and, well, respects the boy. there’s also serious judging going on in between, and wu fan plays it safe because the boy must have some kind of emotion too, right, eventhough he’s-fine-a slut ( ... )

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