trolooolloolololololol KARA. look what i've done again in this chapter. of course, gyuri-noona is the best. i wrote onkey fic once, with gyuri as onew's gurlfran. say what. KARA is my number one girl group, then followed by misseu A (fei-noona in corset, me ded).
then, gongju-yah. goddammit, of course sehun is a princess. anyone who ships hunhan, and writing/liking thehun to top lu han is clearly...you know...either blind or doesn't want their oppa to bottom. but fucking please. lu han tops, if i ever have to read a hunhan, thankfully i don't because i did some research and everyone loves some lu han the damsel in distress. fucking funny. trooololollololololololool high five you too dammit. of course, sekai will have more role ahem.
TPWF section 1: but chanyeol would be so fictional, so unrealistic if he always acted happily and smiley,like some lead female characters in dramas, oh no tits not rich not smart nothing but a warm heart OH PLEASE. chanyeol has every kind of emotion. i don’t know if chanyeol is your ultimate bias in exo
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thanks for liking chanyeol's appa. he's just too hopeless about xiumin in here. and bacon, i realise this a little bit too late but as chanyeol's bff he should have more lines crying. why ted. i will fix it. he will do something that trigger chanyeol to---okay i will stop here ahem.
about the so pg it hurts rating of the fic, i don’t think we can have them going any further because, kris treasures chanyeol so much he’s afraid chanyeol’d be broken, remember what he said to his ma, “i will never be able to pay him back, ma, i’m aware of that fact. i need your support, okay, i don’t want to hurt him”.
anyway, we always can hope for an extra story or a sequel teehee, right, teddy ? right ?i have to say, the high demand of raising the rating really got on my brain. like ted, maybe you could just write lotsa fucking standalone smutty fics to satisfy their thirst. and i will, yeah, but TPWF started with horny!krisus, right, trooolololololololololololololol. the NC-17 will eventually happen. and maybe i won't stop on chapter ten, like i've
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fine bro, fine. imma changing krisus' title to duizhang. troolololoolloolololol the things i do for you.
tell me what is a rose if it's not pink what is sunflower if it's not yellow shall kris wufan ever not blink must be his eyes brimming with chanyeol
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just want you to know that the link in ch.6 part two supposed to lead to this post doesn't work, instead going back to that chapter.
crying. can i comment (read: copyandpaste-ing all glorious moments) to all the posts you made here. so much feels i just can't.
he’s immediately attacked by some idle hands groping his butt. lu han-hyung honestly leers at him and makes a cute growl to accompany his cute i’m-going-to-claw-your-eyes-because-i-like-you gesture. he’s too flabbergasted to protest when lu han-hyung squeezes his tits. then i wonder what luhan did to minseok if he was this hardcore to chanyeol.
dancing a very stiff KARA’s legendary butt dance and for kris to get another makeup retouch because he’s sweating despite the cold temperature. kris was sweating because he watched chanyeol's butt swaying right in front of his eyes. right. i feel you, keuriseu.
he brings down their arms and squeezes them close. like, thisclose
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probably you clicked the link before i finished messing da HTML dude it's working naow and dammit the GIFs. loppu from all exo members. me ghosta muchos.
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chansoo is okay (i'm okay with kaisoo too tbqh because i don't cringe like i do to b*ekyeol and t*oris) but damn it they look like umma-daughter having bonding time together i just can't. chanyeol is forever kris'. kyungsoo is forever suho's. kai is forever sehun's. end of story. cray shipper mode activated
MORE SUDO FROM YOU PRZ.
i always think hey if you're that deprived with sudo why don't you make one yourself, but pfffft i have no nice plot for them yet. and my procrastinating ability is just getting better. why.
no i don't think it's too fast because hey they've kissed before! uhm no, it was kris ravishing chanyeol's lips instead. but, uh, didn't chanyeol kiss kris back at that time? no? actually it's nice because kris finally realized his feelings and yeah he's still a human of course he has feelings. and his feelings are for chanyeol, he acknowledged it in the end so they kissed. and chanyeol, unfortunately, succumbed to kris first so it's way much easier for him.
earlier you intended to make kris succumbed first to
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FUCKING JOONMYUN FUCKING YIXING FUCKING CHANYEOL FUCKING SELF IMPROVEMENT BOOKS FUCKING COMEBACK FUCKING TAO FUCKING NICKNAMES FUCKING KISS FUCKING KRIS THIS COMMENT SUCKS BUT THIS IS HOW I FEEL i JUST
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then, gongju-yah. goddammit, of course sehun is a princess. anyone who ships hunhan, and writing/liking thehun to top lu han is clearly...you know...either blind or doesn't want their oppa to bottom. but fucking please. lu han tops, if i ever have to read a hunhan, thankfully i don't because i did some research and everyone loves some lu han the damsel in distress. fucking funny. trooololollololololololool high five you too dammit.
of course, sekai will have more role ahem.
TPWF section 1:
but chanyeol would be so fictional, so unrealistic if he always acted happily and smiley,like some lead female characters in dramas, oh no tits not rich not smart nothing but a warm heart OH PLEASE. chanyeol has every kind of emotion. i don’t know if chanyeol is your ultimate bias in exo ( ... )
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about the so pg it hurts rating of the fic, i don’t think we can have them going any further because, kris treasures chanyeol so much he’s afraid chanyeol’d be broken, remember what he said to his ma, “i will never be able to pay him back, ma, i’m aware of that fact. i need your support, okay, i don’t want to hurt him”.
anyway, we always can hope for an extra story or a sequel teehee, right, teddy ? right ?i have to say, the high demand of raising the rating really got on my brain. like ted, maybe you could just write lotsa fucking standalone smutty fics to satisfy their thirst. and i will, yeah, but TPWF started with horny!krisus, right, trooolololololololololololololol. the NC-17 will eventually happen. and maybe i won't stop on chapter ten, like i've ( ... )
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Second: hey I write a haiku awesome stupid lyrical prose for yer spongebob couple
tell me what is a rose if it's not pink
what is sunflower if it's not yellow
shall kris wufan ever not blink
must be his eyes brimming with chanyeol
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tell me what is a rose if it's not pink
what is sunflower if it's not yellow
shall kris wufan ever not blink
must be his eyes brimming with chanyeol
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crying. can i comment (read: copyandpaste-ing all glorious moments) to all the posts you made here. so much feels i just can't.
he’s immediately attacked by some idle hands groping his butt.
lu han-hyung honestly leers at him and makes a cute growl to accompany his cute i’m-going-to-claw-your-eyes-because-i-like-you gesture.
he’s too flabbergasted to protest when lu han-hyung squeezes his tits.
then i wonder what luhan did to minseok if he was this hardcore to chanyeol.
dancing a very stiff KARA’s legendary butt dance and for kris to get another makeup retouch because he’s sweating despite the cold temperature.
kris was sweating because he watched chanyeol's butt swaying right in front of his eyes. right. i feel you, keuriseu.
he brings down their arms and squeezes them close. like, thisclose ( ... )
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MORE SUDO FROM YOU PRZ.
i always think hey if you're that deprived with sudo why don't you make one yourself, but pfffft i have no nice plot for them yet. and my procrastinating ability is just getting better. why.
no i don't think it's too fast because hey they've kissed before! uhm no, it was kris ravishing chanyeol's lips instead. but, uh, didn't chanyeol kiss kris back at that time? no?
actually it's nice because kris finally realized his feelings and yeah he's still a human of course he has feelings. and his feelings are for chanyeol, he acknowledged it in the end so they kissed. and chanyeol, unfortunately, succumbed to kris first so it's way much easier for him.
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AND WHAT WTF WAT MWOOOO?!!!!!!
squeals hard at krisyeol kissing
no appropriate comment just because i'm still using ipod and no laptop omg
cries
cries
am incoherent
here lemme give you some red ginseng jelly cause i ran out of snickers. it's healthy.
brb commenting on the part 2, still incoherent
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glad you're incoherent dude yo.
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FUCKING YIXING
FUCKING CHANYEOL
FUCKING SELF IMPROVEMENT BOOKS
FUCKING COMEBACK
FUCKING TAO
FUCKING NICKNAMES
FUCKING KISS
FUCKING KRIS
THIS COMMENT SUCKS BUT THIS IS HOW I FEEL
i JUST
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fucking cats.
no comment is suck, because i'm hungry i'll take everything. and.
and.
and.
thank you dude.
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