the problem with fiction - six (part one)

[stupidrhapsody]

kris/chanyeol | PG-13
summary: that's right, this is your usual idol oppa/ordinary high school boy fake engagement story. unless you never read one. you know, you should click the link.

o n e / t w o / t h r e e / f o u r / interlude / f i v e

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[meanie_minnie]

the first thing i do in (very) early morning. marhaejwo naege what is life.

four months, park chanyeol! let’s monopolize kris wufan for yourself he he fighting!!!
in those four months there could be anything. please make a make out session soon

it’s like jongdae hurt his knees and kris kisses the pain away.
i can only manage an 'aaaawwwwww~' like a total fangirl.

he counts his every chews; one, two, three, four, “jongin!”, five, six, seven, eight, god is being cursed, nine, ten, eleven, swallow.
one, two, three, four, fivesixseveneight, “sehun-ah―”, swallow.
i.can't.comprehend.the.ninja!kaihun.here. can i shake your hand for writing all pairings i love?

but lu han-hyung with his creepy bambi eyes caught him anyway, and so he beams cutely at chanyeol who flushes and uses kris’ bigbigbig palm as a shield.
the two noonas wildly clicking their DSLRs.
lmao i will shoot that moment of course. just chanyeol taking kris' hand is enough to make me swoon.

lu han-hyung pleads on his knees at kris to not breathe a word to his precious bao zi

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jeongmalyo. why do i do honorific.

please make a make out session soon
good jesus. desperate fangirl number four is spotted. but that girl mentioned the knee part so yes yes yes shake my hand because kaihun and xiuhan crying. chanyeol's dad is a pedo is minseok's fan, not a fanboy crying.
mate never thought baekhyun's twitter account is making you crack-a-lacking. thank you.

but huh. what boyfriend. kris is just a mere idol for chanyeol the ticket remember troolloolololloololololoolol please don't get confused please.
okay dude will read it for sure. thank you for the comment, troolloolollololoololol me ghosta.

[prpldrkrse]

four months, park chanyeol! let’s monopolize kris wufan for yourself he he fighting!!!
four months? what four months? monopolize him for eternity yeolo-yah kkkkk
and cant you see kris was practically having a "i love chanyeol" sign right on his forehead for everyone to see >:3 what with loving touches and such you silly boi

the marking thing is sweet and sure the bullies are now afraid because kris was using his bitchfaceslashdeathglare at them and they wouldnt want to die young, do they? just self-assuming really

....kaihun ICWUDT and i was just O.O when they got started and wooow yeolo was in aaaaawkward situation, poor him. he must be traumatized

creepyLuhan and his Donald Duck hyung obsession and kris being possessivebitch and the threat of telling minseok and that yeolo's appa is having a competition regarding Luhan's precious Baozi is just pure gold

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because what is love if both parties are kinda dense to realise it, right? but no worries. kris is a man. he will...yeah, not telling cough cough.

the marking thing is sweet and sure the bullies are now afraid because kris was using his bitchfaceslashdeathglare at them and they wouldnt want to die young, do they? just self-assuming really

[quirknblurb]

Why dude. Why not posting it at one time.
Why I write stupid angst now? Why Emperor Wu is so hard to write?

I need part 2 now, okay.

[stupidrhapsody]

dis iz woohyun

[quirknblurb]

I still hate live fishes. And that dude above so greasy he reminds me of a smirking catfish. Like ew. Why you corrupt Jongdae with him dude? Not that Jongdae isn't ... er corrupted yet. Nope, not. With friends like BaoZi and LuHan it's BOUND TO HAPPEN.

Oh puhleaze. My home boy is still Yunho. What is Kris? But damn dude, why can't we see his tacky tattoo.

Is it Chanyeol's name? Is it a scorpio? Is it a dragon? Is it my name? LMAO.

Yeah yeah angst.

[stupidrhapsody]

shut up dude you and your SM-orientedness. pffft. nam woohyun is awesome.
how about this face;

[hi_yu]

FAK IT!!! SO WORTH THE WAIT LOL....
fells like quoting everything but it cant be...
*too much feels* uuugggghhhhh....

COME ON KRISUS, CLAIM YOUR BOY FROM HIS PAST AND INTO HIS FUTURE FOR REAL WILL YOU!!!! AREN'T YOU KRISUS THE DRAGOD?!?!

HHHHNNGGGG CANT CONTAIN FEELINGS....

AND LAST NITE WET KRISUS GRACES MY DASHBOARD AND TWITTER LIKE CRAZY AND HERE TAO PLAYING WITH KOI... HHHHNNGGGGG. *EHEM, I DEMAND WET SEXY FLUFFY KRISYEOL IN THEIR REALITY SHOW SHOOTING AND BEING BROADCASTED TO THE WHOLE KOREA AND ASIA TO SEE*..

AND THAT SMEXY KAIHUN FROM OUT OF NOWHERE... S*** *FEELS LIKE A VOYEOUR BUT DANG IT ITS HOT*

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no problem with LJ eating your comment again, i see. *runs*
oooh i don't understand fangirls. so what if them oppars are wet crying. so what, seriously. we're wet all the time. now that sounds weird.

*EHEM, I DEMAND WET SEXY FLUFFY KRISYEOL IN THEIR REALITY SHOW SHOOTING AND BEING BROADCASTED TO THE WHOLE KOREA AND ASIA TO SEE*..
everyone is so desperate nowadays. what's going on. of course kaihun is hot. of course because xiuhan.
thanks dude noona. see you soon.

[naochii]

UGH! ninja!kaihun and hints oh baozi-luhan~ your pairings are so hipsters me likey♥

and bromance tao and yeolla,
and little details of Kris' skinship to his fiancee, like this kris unbuckles his seatbelt for him or this, kris puts his cold thumb in the crease between his eyebrows, this one too ..and takes kris’ offered hand

I love what you did to my mental image ;w;

Need part 2 soon k. k. pretty pwease

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dammit gonna make a hipster macro soon because hipster ships. yes.

oh dude thank you for the seatbelt part. yes nods nods, probably my favourite of dem all. mental image is important my friend. so. hm.
yep yep soon. hopefully. but what is hope.