Charlie walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies:
"I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

The weekend was good.  I really like our new russian friends.  I want to learn how to do the salsa, or the tango, or swing dancing, or even the foxtrot or something.  really badly.  I've been getting in a lot of excercise lately because of aerobics twice a week and then usually dancing all night on fridays or saturdays.  it's been a lot of fun.

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Two whales, a male and a female, were swimming side by side in the ocean. Suddenly, the male whale spots a ship in the distance. He recognizes it as the whaling ship that killed his father. Filled with anger, he says to his female companion, "That's the ship that killed my father! Let's swim closer ( Read more... )

i love fridays ( Read more... )

SummerSkies8504: so i'm going to pauls saturday?
StarryNight356: excuse me?
StarryNight356: you're doing what
SummerSkies8504: going to pauls saturday?
SummerSkies8504: SORRY
StarryNight356: ummm
SummerSkies8504: SUNDAYYYY
StarryNight356: lol
StarryNight356: i was like
SummerSkies8504: im part retarded
StarryNight356: this i know
SummerSkies8504: dont worry
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I'm getting a small spring break trip this year, yay.

and if nayone knows how to get Neverending White Lights lyrics, please let me know, this song is driving me crazzyyyy.

So I dragged Ashley out to Russian Night in the martini lounge room at club Sevin last night. It was so fun. I almost didn't go because of a huge stomachache, but I am so glad we did. Vlad and all his friends were very cool. Once the stomach pain died down a bit we danced for awhile to music Ive never heard before, most of it in Russian. The ( Read more... )

i think i started having fun yesterday just taking down everything off amy's walls and moving all the furniture.  Then olive garden was awesome.  i think the best part was paul's flask in his pocket.  Or when they sang, because they sang to other tables like 6 times and everytime Amy thought it was going to be her.  Then it finally was, and that ( Read more... )

sooo tomorrow is amys party and it is going to be awesome... im really excited, even though its not my party. :o) I even found a DJ... how cool is that. Oh man ( Read more... )

Everytime i want to say something... i realize that neither of you are worth it.