Racism

[stuup_doggy_dog]

I've decided to be cool like Nir and have a contest on my journal. As many of you know my favorite kinds of jokes are ones of the racist variety. Therefore, I am holding a contest for the greatest racist joke. It can be making fun of anyone from any race or religion. The more offensive the better. Good luck and God Speed.

Comments

[b_tothe_uttsex]

What do you get when you cross a blackie with an octopus?

I dont know, but ill bet it can pick A LOT of cotton.

(apologies go out to all of my african american friends and family. To learn more about African Americans and their conflicts with racism, go to your local library.)

[b_tothe_uttsex]

If im the only person to enter, do i win the contest?'

Is there even a prize?

i mean these with no offence meant to anyone

[xalcoholando2x]

1. what do you call a 3 black people in the back of a speeding car going over a cliff?...a waste of space you can fit at least 3 more in the trunk and 2 in the front

2.whats blue black green pink and tied to my front porch?....GOD DAMN IT ITS MY NIGGER ILL PAINT HIM ANY COLOR I WANT!!!!

3.What do you call a little mexican? A paragraph, because he's not quite an essay

4.What's Hitlers least favorite planet? 'Jewpiter'

5. How do you know if a chinese dude robbed your house?
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later the dude is still trying to back out of your driveway!

thank you...and no offence...much love

Re: i mean these with no offence meant to anyone

[woof_city]

haha you can't make several really racist jokes and end with "no offense" that's rediculous...

Re: i mean these with no offence meant to anyone

[xalcoholando2x]

thats true but i only did 5 and they werent meant offensively they were ment in the good grace of comedy

[ipostman]

How do you know a Frenchman came to your home?
Your garbage is gone and somehow, your male dog is pregnant.

[b_tothe_uttsex]

Props.

haha, racism

[phaythfulone]

The racist comments in the following jokes do not reflect the opinion of the poster--

Whats long, black, and smelly?

The unemployment line

How many whites does it take to mow a lawn?

None. He highers a mexican to do it.

How many blacks does it take to mow a lawn?

9. 1 to steal the mower and pawn it to pay for child support, 2 to pop a cap in the one that stole it, 4 for the drive-by shooting, and 2 to sell the drugs to the scared white kids on the corner. An' dat lawn steeeell aint fuckin mowed an' shit. Fuck.

[dick__cheney]

Ok I got some.

Why do black people have white hands?
It rubs off of the cop cars.

What do you call 2 blacks on one bike?
Organized Crime

What does Fubu stand for?
Farmers used to beat us

Why aren't there any spics on Star Trek?
Because they won't work in the future either.

I don't like racism but i like jokes, so its ok.

-andrew

[xalcoholando2x]

heres another one...

why do black people have white hands...i guess theres a little good in everyone