It's time for more fun with Google:

[stvandal]

"I heart huckabees" = 880,000
"I heart New York" = 18,700

"Your mom" = 4,660,000
"Buncha fat bitches" = 15

"A flock of crows" = 32,700
"A pack of crows" = 591
"A gaggle of crows" = 172
"A bushel of crows" = 55
"A pride of crows" = 10
"A pod of crows" = 2
"A murder of whales" = 1

"The butler did it" = 69,300
"The driver drove it" = 205
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[doctorx]

Of course, my old standard:
"hot lesbian action" = 322,000
"cold lesbian action" = 28

[doctorx]

"Colonel's secret ingredients" = 28
"Colonel's secret love techniques" = 0

[stvandal]

haha