I've invented a new food!

[stvandal]

It's called "120 minute eggs" or "Eggs Hangovuer"

Directions1) Drink heavily the night before, securing a hangover for your egg making day

Comments

[abrasive_mantra]

Wow! You should write a cookbook.
I had a leftover sandwich from Pete's in my fridge last night that I discovered was not there today. There is a dirty plate and a soiled paper towel by my bedside and stains on my sheet. I can only assume that some asshole stole my sandwich and then had the gall to eat it on my bed while I was sleeping away the drink. I will hunt him down.

[stvandal]

That same bastard has snuck by my place a time or two!