We, the style obsessed, used to have a beautiful obsession.
That obsession, was Shoutfit.

Shoutfit was a neat little website where you and I could post photographs of our stylish togs. It was wonderfully organized. You could tag the photo all over to label every piece of your outfit, describing the brand, price, and where you acquired it. But above ( Read more... )

 Or in other words, the importance of poise and self-restraint. 
Actions speak louder than words, but even more vehement is appearance. Someone once said that it's 40% how you look, 40%how you sound, and 10% what you actually say. When it comes to casual interaction, I've always found this to be the gospel. If you look good and sound good, you can ( Read more... )

 The fifth installment of the hair extension slander saga in which I indulge in comedic disdain. 
YARN FRAGGLES

I have posted the worst, the most pointless, and the ugliest hair extensions. Now, I will post the most ridiculous of all: the yarn heads. What person in their right mind thinks that this is a good idea? Did they perhaps fall into their ( Read more... )

 The fourth installment of hair extension week in which I relive childhood memories where things walk down stairs, alone or in pairs.....
IT MAKES A SLINKATY SOUND...

There is something I must know, and this is essential. What mad company produces the mini slinkys for these hair falls? Is there really such a demand for cyber locks that an actual  ( Read more... )

 The third installment of hair extension week in which some of you should be ashamed. 
THE PLASTICS

Of all the extension catastrophes, the stringy plastic hair falls have to be the least attractive.  It looks like they raided a summer camp craft closet. This video will show you step by step, a much better use for your hairtastrophes.

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 The second installment of hair extension week, in which I make people I don't care about dislike me further.

THE WOOL HAIRED ANIME ESCAPISTS

I would love to meet the inventor of wool dreads so I can personally extend my thanks. Now I can literally mop the floor with a bigmouth bitch. Empty threats are a thing of the past.

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 Welcome to hair extension week! The week where I make internet cyber twits weep fluorescent tears. 
This article has plagued me for weeks. How could I precisely express the hate I feel for the yarn heads, the fraggles, and the cyber tarts? There's a ton of ground to cover on this subject, so we best get started quickly.

THE CYBER TART SYNTH DOLLS

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 Sensational umbrella hats styled with Rusli Tjohnardi's new line.
The perfect thing for damp London cyber kids.


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 Men, stop complaining.
I've had enough of men bleating that there are no decent designers or labels for men. It's not that they don't exist, it's that you are far too lazy to look for them. I pity your lack of patience.

Here's an easy bump in the right direction. Tokyo based designer Julius is exporting the look I want to see all of you swathed in ( Read more... )

 DO....

.... have interesting eyebrows. The possibilities of stylistic eyebrows are endless. Give thought to some varied shapes and colors.


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