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[stylish_snob]

I've found recently that things are not quite as... improved, or comfortable, in this cell block as I had initially thought. I put in a few requests with those dimwitted guards to transfer me back to my old cell, but now they try to tell me that that cell is occupied. They're just too lazy to bother with the paperwork. They're just like the

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[scarred_actor]

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[scarred_actor]

You don't like being my neighbor, dude?

[stylish_snob]

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I-I never said that! I... I just... can't stand the conditions of my cell! There's not enough room for a proper desk and it's too cold at night. I need to move to a cell more befitting my tastes. You do understand, don't you?

[scarred_actor]

That makes sense, Welly.

And here I thought you didn't want me around.

Glad to see I was wrong, dude, cause that would have totally been disappointing.

[stylish_snob]

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[inimeenymimi]

Ha ha, so like, I guess not everybody is happy with their new cells like I am. That's like, too bad for you.

[stylish_snob]

Well, I haven't seen you around here before. Did you just move into this block as well? I should say, you're quite a refreshing change of scenery.

My name is Richard Wellington. Perhaps you've heard of me; I'd be surprised if you haven't.

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[scarred_actor]

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[scarred_actor]

You are new here, Welly so I'll let this slide once, got it? But you had better be paying attention.

She. Is. Mine.

Stay away from her or else.

I don't like repeating myself.

[absolutekarma]

Unsurprisingly, the addition to your troubles was the cessation of mine.

[super_genius_03]

Man we watched this video in sociology about prison societies. It said sometimes people like make people in prison their bitch or something. So I would keep an eye out if I were you. Spectacularly sensitive people like us are in danger from predators like that.

I was so weirded out, I thought stuff like that only happened on TV.

[stylish_snob]

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Er... W-... wait a minute! That's.... that is...

...That's a complete fallacy. That doesn't really happen. You shouldn't believe everything you see on so-called "educational videos". If anything, the other inmates here should be afraid of me. My exceptional talent and intelligence can be rather intimidating to primitive social trash like them.

[scarred_actor]

Are you implying that I am scared of you?