This is NOT what I had in mind!

[stylish_snob]

I was transfered. Those rude guards came all our cells in the middle of the night, declaring an immediate and mandatory cell switch! I had just been beginning to relax for the night. That Engarde had been unusually quiet lately

Comments

[deathlyfey]

You must be a great gentleman, indeed, if you find your situation comparable to a great Western philosopher.

[stylish_snob]

It's true, I am several classes above the rest. I doubt Unamuno had to live near a loud savage wild-man in Fuerteventura, though.

[deathlyfey]

I am glad to see a man of class and good breeding in this place. And the good sir's name is...?

[stylish_snob]

You may address me as "Richard Wellington". Or just "Wellington" will do fine.

[scarred_actor]

I think you are across from that new guy...

[stylish_snob]

That's what I thought. Nobody else is that orange...

[scarred_actor]

Well...

Damon comes in as a close second.

[stylish_snob]

Oh right, him. Well at least he looks less like he's using some awful spray-on tan.

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[tigertigre]

GWOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

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[tigertigre]

Whose youse callin' incapable'a de coherent human languages, pipsqueak?! I ain't blind or stupid like YOUSE is! You' thought I wuddn'tna been able ta read dis, huh?!

[stylish_snob]

No, I really didn't think you would be able to. I didn't know animals knew how to use computers.

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[tigertigre]

......

I wasn't plannin' on payin' any attention to youse, 'cause I been in da business long enough to know you types ain't worth a minute of my precious time. But...

[fragrant_coffee]

Careful of that one, Curls. Much as he blusters, that tiger remembers how to bite, too.

[stylish_snob]

Well let's hope he's up-to-date on his shots.

[3rd_floor_view]

If you're going to complain about your neighbors, maybe it would be best not to do it so publicly...?