I've been back for awhile...

[stylish_snob]

What a ridiculous month this has been.

Evidently I had amnesia for a time. So don't think I would normally allow the kinds of events and actions some of you may have seen me undertake that have been done with... perhaps less of my natural grace. I assure you they were purely circumstantial, and my brilliance has completely returned. It was

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[0000ff]

Would it be impolite to ask if it was anterograde or retrograde? Amnesia fascinates me.

1/2

[stylish_snob]

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2/2

[stylish_snob]

I believe "retrograde" is the correct term...

But enough about that, wouldn't you rather hear more about me as I normally am? I assure you I am far more fascinating now, especially to someone as pretty as yourself.

Re: 2/2

[0000ff]

As you normally are? Yes, tell me. Your personal data will be kept entirely confidential.

[3rd_floor_view]

Amnesia? Well, I would say I'm glad you're feeling better, except it doesn't sound like you're very happy at all... Um, how are you feeling?

[stylish_snob]

I'm feeling far more fabulous than I was a month ago, and that's what counts.

[3rd_floor_view]

In that case, I'm glad to hear it!

[scarred_actor]

You only say they are monsters because they all laughed at you.