Comments | styrofork: Sand, Lead, and Black Exhaust

styrofork

Sand, Lead, and Black Exhaust

Jun 06, 2010 18:13

“Suzie, this car is armored with hardened steel plate and two different layers of kevlar. On all sides. The shutters are down on all the windows except for the windshield, which is bulletproof glass. I’ve seen this car take an RPG. Admittedly, it was from behind, but I don’t think this fuckwad with the nine is going to somehow ( Read more... )

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gheofabulousduk June 8 2010, 06:42:21 UTC

Holy crap, Dylan. This was amazing. Like, damn. Why do I keep forgetting you're a brilliant writer? This was fucking fantastic.

~Duk

styrofork June 8 2010, 14:23:11 UTC

THANK YOU! That means a lot, Ben.

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styrofork September 16 2010, 17:33:37 UTC

I don't mean to be rude, but ...what?

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styrofork December 12 2010, 01:30:52 UTC

Hello, Person Who is Possibly a Robot. What are those links you seem to have posted in Russian? I am genuinely curious, but I'm not going to click on them, because they might be viruses.

styrofork December 12 2010, 01:33:24 UTC

You appear to have posted the vaguely pornographic part of your message in Russian. Do you think I'm Russian, and you wanted to avoid embarrassing me in front of my English speaking friends? Rest assured, you can post suggestive comments in English sans embarrassment. Except, don't.