he cocked my brain!
Let's pretend this is not silly and that we really want to know what goes on inside high school au!Kanda's head, riiight? No I am not bored, what the bloody hell are you on about, man?
Commencing questionnaire!* Releasing dogs of hell - !**
Welcome.
For the sake of viewers, please refer to the rules before answering anything.
⇛Rules!: Answer all questions to the best of your knowledge. There is no such thing as personal business here. Please refrain from Numerous Expletives Pollution as much as possible. Do not start tossing chairs until you are well done with this survey. In addition, please to be sure that this does not end up in the rubbish bin. Aside from the obvious chastises such as do not be a wise-arse or do be a good sport, it is safe to say that you may begin.
Full name: KANDA Yuu. KANDA. My mother didn't know what she was talking about.
Nickname: There is no nickname, you idiot.
Date: 4th of March
Age: 19
Nationality: Japanese, French Why, are you a racist bigot?
Why you are taking this survey: I wonder.
1. What is your favourite colour and where do you like it most?
Blue. And it doesn't matter. Maybe the blue bruised tone you get when I punch you in the face.
2. What is your favourite course in school and why must you love/hate it so?
Why is there a hate option for something I'm supposed to favour? I loathe this school. I loathe whoever is responsible for this! I'LL BE SEEING YOU OUTSIDE.
3. Tell us about your weakness(es)!
If there are any it's none of your business. And I don't have any! I don't think I do? I don't know. Stfu.
4. Tell us about your flamboyant home life/style.
My lifestyle is not flamboyant. My home life is not flamboyant. My style is... NOT flamboyant. Fuck you too.
5. Do you intimidate poor people or do people intimidate you?
What? Don't accuse me of accosting the homeless!
6. What is your most exciting dream/goal?
It's leaning towards giving you a decent beating. But I'm aiming for Japan. Apparently that's where I come from.
7. Name the first three people at the top of your head.
Marie, Lenalee, Idiot Walker. THAT'S IT.
8. Were you ever diagnosed with any anti-social disorders (and what might those be)?
... Get off my lawn.
9. Who are your friends? Closest friends?
My definition of friends and the dictionary's vastly differ. What exactly do you mean by closest???
10. Define life and how do you manage it with such marvelous friends?
I'd manage quite well without them. I would.
11. When was the last time you cried? Now, have a lie-down and tell us why this is.
I don't bloody cry. It is a goddamn waste of my time and energy. And so is this test. OUTSIDE. NOW.
12. Are you easily creeped out? Who creeps you out the most?
There's a retarded question. Fucking 'delicate sensibilities.' Lavi needs to lay off with the name calling, that rotten scoundrel.
13. What can you remember most of your distant childhood?
... Let's leave it at 'thanks for reminding me, you giant asshat.'
14. What can you remember most of your dubious stint through puberty?
I hardly noticed. Longer hair?
15. Favourite musik artists? (Is anything misspelt here as well? THIS IS A TEST.)
If I write it down, you'll listen to it, and then everyone else will listen to it. So no. (Yes, you are misspelled, fool.)
16. Do you think you are woefully misunderstood and why is this? Do you force people to misunderstand you?
I think I'm being perfectly clear. People are either just ignoring me or too incredibly stupid to get it. No doubt it's the latter.
17. What are your opinions on the relations between the sexes? Are you always so prudish about it?
Stop being a fucking nuisance about that. Seriously. Lavi has nothing to do with this.
18. Do you fear pain? Physical or otherwise?
No. Pain also has nothing to do with this. Only honour.
19. Explain in great detail about your first memory.
Don't remember. ... Save for toilets in the floor? Those are not meant for falling into, you know.
20. Last but not least, explain in great detail what makes you tick.
This entire retarded paper with retarded and redundant questions. Time bomb, that.
21. [You see, had you fooled!] What is your row with Allen Walker and how exactly do you plan to resolve this?
There's nothing to resolve. He's an idiot and bleeding hell GET OUT OF MY GRILL I SAID. I WILL REQUIRE TEA AND SOLITUDE AND MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF RETAIL THERAPY JUST SO I CAN FORGET THIS INCIDENT.
Twat! (x_x)<-- YOU
Congratulations, you have survived. Your answers will be reviewed shortly. Thank you and have a good day. You may cut some poor soul now.
©Courtesy of Walker-Bookman Productions ♥
*Anyone can use this survey for their own amusement, particularly for their specific character. Just tell me if you want to use it :3
**For primarily crack purposes; also applicable to high school AU series, naturally.
So you lot. What can you conclude about this rather hyper and rather British Kanda?
Commencing questionnaire!* Releasing dogs of hell - !**
Welcome.
For the sake of viewers, please refer to the rules before answering anything.
⇛Rules!: Answer all questions to the best of your knowledge. There is no such thing as personal business here. Please refrain from Numerous Expletives Pollution as much as possible. Do not start tossing chairs until you are well done with this survey. In addition, please to be sure that this does not end up in the rubbish bin. Aside from the obvious chastises such as do not be a wise-arse or do be a good sport, it is safe to say that you may begin.
Full name: KANDA Yuu. KANDA. My mother didn't know what she was talking about.
Nickname: There is no nickname, you idiot.
Date: 4th of March
Age: 19
Nationality: Japanese, French Why, are you a racist bigot?
Why you are taking this survey: I wonder.
1. What is your favourite colour and where do you like it most?
Blue. And it doesn't matter. Maybe the blue bruised tone you get when I punch you in the face.
2. What is your favourite course in school and why must you love/hate it so?
Why is there a hate option for something I'm supposed to favour? I loathe this school. I loathe whoever is responsible for this! I'LL BE SEEING YOU OUTSIDE.
3. Tell us about your weakness(es)!
If there are any it's none of your business. And I don't have any! I don't think I do? I don't know. Stfu.
4. Tell us about your flamboyant home life/style.
My lifestyle is not flamboyant. My home life is not flamboyant. My style is... NOT flamboyant. Fuck you too.
5. Do you intimidate poor people or do people intimidate you?
What? Don't accuse me of accosting the homeless!
6. What is your most exciting dream/goal?
It's leaning towards giving you a decent beating. But I'm aiming for Japan. Apparently that's where I come from.
7. Name the first three people at the top of your head.
Marie, Lenalee, Idiot Walker. THAT'S IT.
8. Were you ever diagnosed with any anti-social disorders (and what might those be)?
... Get off my lawn.
9. Who are your friends? Closest friends?
My definition of friends and the dictionary's vastly differ. What exactly do you mean by closest???
10. Define life and how do you manage it with such marvelous friends?
I'd manage quite well without them. I would.
11. When was the last time you cried? Now, have a lie-down and tell us why this is.
I don't bloody cry. It is a goddamn waste of my time and energy. And so is this test. OUTSIDE. NOW.
12. Are you easily creeped out? Who creeps you out the most?
There's a retarded question. Fucking 'delicate sensibilities.' Lavi needs to lay off with the name calling, that rotten scoundrel.
13. What can you remember most of your distant childhood?
... Let's leave it at 'thanks for reminding me, you giant asshat.'
14. What can you remember most of your dubious stint through puberty?
I hardly noticed. Longer hair?
15. Favourite musik artists? (Is anything misspelt here as well? THIS IS A TEST.)
If I write it down, you'll listen to it, and then everyone else will listen to it. So no. (Yes, you are misspelled, fool.)
16. Do you think you are woefully misunderstood and why is this? Do you force people to misunderstand you?
I think I'm being perfectly clear. People are either just ignoring me or too incredibly stupid to get it. No doubt it's the latter.
17. What are your opinions on the relations between the sexes? Are you always so prudish about it?
Stop being a fucking nuisance about that. Seriously. Lavi has nothing to do with this.
18. Do you fear pain? Physical or otherwise?
No. Pain also has nothing to do with this. Only honour.
19. Explain in great detail about your first memory.
Don't remember. ... Save for toilets in the floor? Those are not meant for falling into, you know.
20. Last but not least, explain in great detail what makes you tick.
This entire retarded paper with retarded and redundant questions. Time bomb, that.
21. [You see, had you fooled!] What is your row with Allen Walker and how exactly do you plan to resolve this?
There's nothing to resolve. He's an idiot and bleeding hell GET OUT OF MY GRILL I SAID. I WILL REQUIRE TEA AND SOLITUDE AND MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF RETAIL THERAPY JUST SO I CAN FORGET THIS INCIDENT.
Twat! (x_x)<-- YOU
Congratulations, you have survived. Your answers will be reviewed shortly. Thank you and have a good day. You may cut some poor soul now.
©Courtesy of Walker-Bookman Productions ♥
*Anyone can use this survey for their own amusement, particularly for their specific character. Just tell me if you want to use it :3
**For primarily crack purposes; also applicable to high school AU series, naturally.
So you lot. What can you conclude about this rather hyper and rather British Kanda?