Too old for this shit

[sua_lay]

I just read a fic where 'their mouths embraced'.

*sigh*

I think I'll just go to bed. Though it can't get worse than that. No, it really can't.

Comments

[sookail]

Their tongues fought for dominance?

[sua_lay]

True. That's about as bad.

*hides under the bed*

[annakas]

Their mouths embraced,
Their tongues dueled,
Their eyes eye-fucked
And their noses, their noses pumped!
It was the clash of faces and their DOOOOOOOM! ;)

[sua_lay]

That's like the ode for the worst kinda bullshit that can be found in fic. Bravo!

*shudders*

I don't know... Isn't the porn in explicit fic supposed to be somehow hot? I just keep giggling.

[tvillingar]

Personally, I hate "the age-old dance." What is that? Gavotte? Minuet?

[sua_lay]

Some kinda line dance?