on badgers

[sub_musashi]

I wanted to post this link ages ago, but

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[midcent]

The British have gone soft.

[midcent]

Both! They could have at least thrown a fit about man-eating badgers being unsportsmanlike. "An Englishmen would never rely on packs of mad animals to devour his opponents. Unafraid of toil and possessed of manly physical courage, he would devour them himself, sir!"

[sub_musashi]

"I remember when I was in Malaya and we were out of ammunition surrounded by the enemy and Jevis said 'I've got some vicious gerbils here maybe I can hurl them' and I scoffed because back at Eton there was one thing they taught us and that was how to do a job by yourself the right way the first time so I rolled up my sleeves and crawled under the barbed wire and by Jove those Communists were delicious."

[sub_musashi]

You're in Wisconsin - you're in more danger from badgers than anyone else!

[nothingbroken]

*whew!* Well, that's a relief. I'll sleep better tonight. Those badgers had me worried! :)

[sub_musashi]

You're in Wisconsin - you're in more danger from badgers than anyone else!

[kwanyin2004]

Ah, they worded that well. They did not deny that they may have released any OTHER man-eating creatures. What about weasels?

Do they have weasels in England?

[sub_musashi]

Turns out they have weasels all over England, but none in Ireland - it's a Catholic plot! :)

weasels

[kwanyin2004]

Those damn Irish Catholics. First the snakes, now the weasels. Have they no conscience?