HEY!HEY!HEY! April 9, 2∞7
HEY!03 MUSIC CHAMP
Host 1: "Kanjani8~!!"
*Audience cheering and clapping their hands*
Kanjani8: "Thank you! Thank you!!"
Host 1: "Ah, I smell such a stinky Osaka's smell..."
*laughs*
Subaru: "it's not stinky"
Hina: "No, it's not" (laughs)
Host 1: "But hey, these guys' long-cherished desire has been fulfilled and appeared here since a long time ago"
Yoko, Hina, Subaru, and Yasu: "Thats right!!"
*Audience cheering and clapping their hands*
Hina: "We were saying we wanted to come here so many times!"
Host 1: "So you guys are here since one and half years ago"
Hina: "Ah, yea"
Host 2: "How many years has been already?"
Yoko: "Umm...well, around three years after the formation"
Host 1: "Three years?!"
Host 2: "Ohh, I didn't think that you guys would be over in three years..."
*laughs*
Yoko and Hina: (With those hand emotions) "Wait, wait, wait!!"
Hina: "We are from now on!!"
Host 1: "You two, stop doing those hand motion"
Hina: "Well we can't help it. This is our (Osaka's) things" (do the hand motions again)
*laughs*
Host 1: "Kanjani8 became a little busy with their work schedule than when they came before"
Hina: "Yea, we became hectic"
Yoko: "Thank you so much"
*Audience is cheering and K8 are saying 'thank you'*
Host 1: "What do you mean by 'busy with the work?' are you guys busy in Osaka?"
Yoko: "Wait, wait"
Yoko and Hina: "In Tokyo too"
*laughs*
Host 2: "Wait a second, let others talk, not just the two of you"
*laughs*
Yoko: "Sorry, okay"
Host 2: "Cause definitely you two will have a polyp in your throat"
*burst at laughing*
Host 1: "Oh, what's this? 'Every summer we have BBQ parties but last year we couldn't do it'"
Hina: "Yea, this, every year..."
Host 1: "DON'T TALK!!"
*laughs*
Host 1: (looks at the K8 members who sits on back) "What do you guys mean by 'Every summer we have BBQ parties'?"
Ohkura: "We do this every summer"
Host 1: "Where do you guys do it at?"
Ohkura: "Umm..."
Yoko: "Go for it"
Hina: "Say it"
*laughs*
Hina: "Explain it clearly!"
Host 1: "SHUT UP!!" (Smack Hina's head with the board)
*laughs*
Yoko: "Sorry!"
*laughs*
Host 1: "So where do you guys do it at?"
Ohkura: "Um at a lake or beach in Kansai"
Host 1: "Who does the sponsor?"
Ohkura: "Well, everybody does it"
Host 1: "Oh, so everybody just say let's do BBQ and..."
Yoko: "It is so much fun.."
Host 1: "SHUT UP!!" (Smack Yoko's head with the board)
*laughs*
Hina: (To Yoko) "Not right now, he was talking don't bother him"
Host 1: "But since you guys were hectic last year, you couldn't do that BBQ thing"
Yasu: "We already bought all the goods like meat and stuff"
Host 2: "Yea"
Host 1: "I see"
Yasu: "But we couldn't go"
Hina: "But all the goods at Yoko's house"
*Host 2 laughs really hard and Host 1 smack Yoko's head*
*laughs*
Yoko: "Everything is at my house"
Host 1: "What the heck is 'Yokoyama's society'?"
Host 2: "What is 'Yokoyama's society'?"
Yoko: "This um, I'm planning to form the 'Yokoyama's society'. Right now, there are many society at the entertainment world"
Hina: "Like something society or like the magazines"
Host 1: "Oh yea, yea"
Host 2: "Something like a group?"
Yoko: "Yes, and now we have some in Johnny's too"
Host 1: "Oh really!?"
Yoko: "And him, with Koichi-kun, Tacky and YamaP..."
*One girl from audience made a squeaky voice when Yoko said 'YamaP'*
(Look at Hina's expression lol)
*Host 2 points at that girl and laughing really hard*
Hina: "Why are you here today!!"
Yoko: "It's for us!"
*audience laughing really hard"
Hina: "Why don't you come when NewS is here!"
*laughs*
Yoko: "Why did you came today!!"
Hina: "Yea! Why!?"
Host 1: "You don't relate to these (K8)"
Hina: "You don't have interest to us don't you!!"
Host 2: "You really sounded like the squeaky duck's toy"
*laughs*
Host 1: "And so all of that members is in that one of society?"
Yoko and Hina: "Right!"
Yoko: "They even have the name of society"
Host 1: "Really!?"
Yoko: "Yes and he (Hina) belong to that society"
Host 1: "Eh!? You are?"
Hina: "I just happened to be, well after Tacky and I became well friends"
Host 1: "Oh"
Hina: "We go out to eat often, then one day there was MatsuJun from Arashi eating at the same place, so we just happened to join him and..."
Host 2: "But they are such cool guys..."
Host 1: "Yea seriously"
Hina: "Wait, wait, I am a cool guy too"
*laughs*
Host 1: "Everyone from there is popular"
Yoko: (laughs) "Don't say it too straight"
Host 2: "You (Hina) will be like 'Wowwww' to Tacky"
*Hina laughs extremely*
*laughs*
Host 2: "He won't say 'I am a cool guy'"
*laughs*
Yoko: "Anyway, so he (Hina) is from Osaka and just happen to be in society with all of those members"
Host 2: "Yea"
Host 1: "I see!"
Yoko: "It makes me a little upset"
*giggles*
Host 1: "Yea"
Yoko: "So I thought it will be faster if I make my own society"
Host 1: "Well what will you about the society's members?"
Hina: "Thats the point"
Yoko: "I'm planning to make Nino from Arashi join my society"
Hina: "Well because they worked together for the drama"
*Host 1 smack Yoko's head with the board*
*laughs*
Host 2: "Thats not right" (To Yoko)
Host 1: "Why do you talk as if you are the best!!?"
Yoko: "Yea so when I form my society, I'm planning to make him (points at Ohkura) join too"
Host 1: "Like I said, why do you say it as if you are the best?!"
*laughs*
Hina: "He's a little weird"
Yoko: "Is there a problem with that?"
Host 1: "Yea. And what? Make him join and what?"
Yoko: "Make him join and compete to them"
*laughs*
Host 1: "But you only have two persons"
Yoko: "And I didn't tell them yet but Nino from Arashi"
*laughs*
Yoko: "And Aiba...Well these two for now..."
Host 1: "Only two persons!" (Smack Yoko's head)
*laughs*
Host 2: "No, these society thing is not making them join, people will just come up to you and tell you wanted to join your society"
Yoko: "I don't know how would..."
Host 2: "Like they'll say 'Yokoyama-san, I respect you'"
Hina: "Hold on a second, you sweat way too much!!" (smack at Yoko's head)
*laughs*
Hina: "What's wrong with you!?" (laughs)
Yoko: "Well do you know how many times I got smacked?"
*laughs*
Host 1: "Go home already!!"
*'Eehhhhh~!!!?' from audience*
Hina: "Wait, wait. We are going on to the main subject right now"
Host 2: "We are really tired already"
*laughs*
Yoko: "Hamada-san (Host 1) we bought the great plan"
Host 1: "Yea they bought something. What is it? 'Kanjani8's unsolicited plan. Announce the happy news!!'"
*audience cheering and clapping their hands*
Hina: "Happy! How happy!!"
Host 1: "We don't really want to hear your happy news"
Hina: "Wait, wait, wait, In this one and a half year, we had this much of happy news"
Yoko: "I bet you guys will get interest"
Host 2: "I'm sorry for second"
Yoko: "Yes?"
Host 2: "Do you want to wipe off your sweat?"
*laughs*
Host 2: "You make me scared a little"
*laughs*
Hina: "Sorry"
Host 1: "So you guys are going to do this plan?"
Hina: "Yes"
Yoko: "This is really happy"
Hina: "It is happy"
Yoko: "Seriously"
Host 1: "Oh really?"
Hina: "Yes"
(Yoko gets the flip boards)
Host 1: "Oh you guys prepared huh"
Host 2: "Wow we prepare the flip boards just for you guys?"
*laughs*
Yoko: "Okay so can we go with the first one?"
Host 1: "Yes, go for it"
Yoko: "Okay the first one, 'We got the manager!'"
*audience is cheering and clapping their hands*
Hina: "This is really happy"
Maru: "We did it!"
Subaru: "Finally!"
Host 2: "You guys didn't have one before?"
Yoko: "Well we didn't have the exclusively one"
Host 1: "I see"
Host 2: "That is unbelievable"
*laughs*
Yoko: "We finally got the exclusively one on January of this year"
Host 2: "How many you've got?"
Yoko and Hina: "One"
Host 2: "One!!?"
*laughs*
Host 1: "With all of this members?"
Yoko: "Our manager is a little chubby and couldn't move"
*laughs*
Yoko: "But he prepare very well with the schedule"
Hina: "Yea, he does"
Yoko: "It became a little easy to do work"
Hina: "Yea"
*laughs*
Host 1: "How did you guys came here?"
Yoko: "Today we came with a car"
Hina: "Yes, a car"
Host 2: "Oh really?"
Host 1: "everyone?"
Yoko: "Yes, we came with the TakiTsuba's car"
*laughs*
Yasu: "We rented the car"
Host 1: "Ah, so you guys came with the someone else's exclusive uses car?"
Hina: "Yes"
Yoko: "It was such a nice car"
*laughs*
Hina: "But we'll have our exclusive uses car"
Yoko: "Thats right"
Host 1: "Serious?!"
Yoko: "Yes (Looking for the one flip board) it is amazing..."
Host 1: "They bought just for you guys and...what the heck are you doing!!" (Smack Yoko's head)
*laughs*
Host 2: "We can see it!"
Host 1: "You..."
Host 2: "You just showed to us most of them!!"
Yoko: "Sorry!" (Showed the one flip board)
Host 1: "'They'll be a Kanjani8's exclusive uses car!'"
Host 2: "I see"
Yoko: "This...when this will come again? Around May?"
Yasu: "April, beginning of April"
Hina: "Yea, it'll came during April"
Host 1: "What kind of car will be?"
Yoko: "Eh, it'll be a huge car"
*laughs*
Host 2: "Are you like what, the king of stupid?!!"
Hina: "It will be the car that can all the members seats"
Host 1: "Oh so like the SUV?"
Hina: "Yes, it is SUV"
*Host 2 laughs*
Yoko: "This car, we can't lay back the seats. You have to be like this (he demonstrate) all the time..."
*laughs*
Hina: "The one that you lay the back things won't move"
Host 2: "Of course it will!"
Yoko and Hina: "No it won't!!"
Host 2: "You guys' car is like LEGO or something!!?"
*laughs* (I love how Ohkura laughs XD)
Hina: "Well we only had certain of money"
Host 2: "It will move, what are you talking about?"
Hina: "No seriously, it won't move! We only had a choice to chose a color"
Host 1: "Oh they let you chose the color?"
Host 2: "Really"
Hina: "They had white, black and blue"
Host 1: "Yea"
Hina: "Well we chose it the blue one"
Yoko: "Lease, it's lease" (He said it proudly for some reason, don't know why lol)
*giggles*
Host 1: "Wait, wait..." (laughs)
Host 2: "Oh well"
Yoko: "Yes"
Host 2: "You guys are lease talents so"
*laughs*
Host 1: "Can we go home now?"
Hina: "Not yet"
(Yoko looking thorough the boards again)
Hina: "I can see everything!" (smacked Yoko's head)
Host 2: "You showing to us everything!!"
Yoko: "We'll do the tour at all of 47 administrative divisions of Japan!"
*huge applause*
Hina: "This is really a good news"
Host 1: "Are you serious??" (about the tour)
Hina: "Yes we are"
Host 1: "Wow"
Yoko: "I heard that it's first time from Johnny's (of doing this kind of tour)"
Host 2: "Eh!?"
*huge applause again*
Host1: "Well thats because you guys were the most leisure"
*laughs*
Hina: "That can't be said" (laughs)
Yoko: "Don't say that" (laughs)
Host 2: "But wow how amazing. The capacity is like what, for 50 persons?"
*laughs and K8 members saying 'how small!'*
Hina: "No! for Tokyo, we'll do at Tokyo dome too"
Yoko: "Yea"
*applasue*
Host 1: "Yea, right"
Hina: "Seriously!"
Host 2: "Wait a second! Is Tokyo dome that small right now?"
*laughs*
Maru: "Oh you go that way!?" (laughs)
Hina: "No, it's big as usual" (laughs)
Yasu: (To host 2) "Why do you say that!" (laughs)
Hina: "It's really huge"
Host 1: "At 47 stages, 111 performs and...65 thousands of general mobilization orders!?"
Hina: "Yes"
Yoko: "This is serious"
*applause*
Host 1: "65 thousands of people are going to come!!?"
Hina: "Yes!"
Host 2: "But we still don't know how many tickets already sold!!"
*laughs*
Hina: "Why are you being so deny?"
Host 2: "Do you guys know? Yoshimoto will do a major event"
Hina: "Yes"
Host 2: "It's amazing, where are we doing at again? Makuhari messe?"
Hina: "Yes"
*audience nodding*
Host 2: "The tickets are now selling but do you know how many tickets sold in first day?"
Yoko: "How many?"
Host 2: "Only two"
*K8 are burst at laughing*
Hina: "Lie! That is such a lie!!"
Yasu: "That's impossible!"
Host 2: "I'm serious!!!"
Hina: "But maybe because you guys didn't say who will be performing"
Host 1:"We did"
Host 2: "We said it pretty much who will be on"
*laughs*
Host 1: "Well, are you guys done?"
Hina: "No, we still hove some"
Yoko: "Here you go! 'It's a rush marriage!'"
Host 2: "Oh"
*audience goes 'Ehh~!?'*
Host 1: "What do you mean?"
Hina: "Well this is from Nishikido"
Ryo: "Um, April from last year, my younger sister married"
Host 1: "Oh, your sister!?"
*audience calmed and say 'congratulation'*
Ryo: "Yes"
Host 2: "How old is your sister?"
Ryo: "My younger sister is 20 years old"
*audience goes 'Eh~!?!'*
Host 2: "How young"
Ryo: "And my older brother will get married on April 15th this year"
*clapping their hands*
Host 2: "Wow"
Ryo: "If it's alright with you, would you mind congratulating them?"
Host 2: "Yea we should...of course not you idiot!!"
*laughs*
Host 1: "So you are the only one still not getting married?"
Ryo: "Yes"
Host 1: "I see"
Ryo: "Everyone can do it"
Host 1: "Oh really!?" (with sarcasm)
*laughs*
Hina: "He meant the girlfriend and boyfriend"
Ryo: "Yes, yes"
Host 1: "You need to say that too"
*laughs*
Ryo: "Yea, they can be boyfriend and girlfriend really fast"
Host 1: "I see"
Host 2: "Well yea, I guess that is a rush of marriage"
Host 1: "So you'll attend their wedding ceremony right?"
Ryo: "Yes, if I can go I will"
Host 1: "What do you mean by 'if I can'?"
Hina: "He might have work on that day..."
Host 1: "You guys don't have any work!!"
*laughs*
Ryo: "I sure do!"
Yoko: "He got mad for the most from today!!"
*laughs*
Yoko: "Can we go for the last one?"
Host 1: "Oh you have the last one?"
Yoko: "Yes, it's 'Shopping at luxury brands'"
*Host 1 laughs*
*audience applause*
Yoko: "This is amazing"
Hina: "This is me"
Host 1: "Oh"
Yoko: "Go for it! Tell them for your sake!!"
*laughs*
Host 1: "What did you buy?"
Hina: "When I went to a foreign country for the tv shooting"
Host 1: "Oh to foreign country"
Hina: "I went with High heel Momoko-san"
Host 1: "Ew"
*Host 2 laughs*
Hina: "And Nishikiwa Helen-san"
*Host 1 and 2 gasped*
*laughing really hard*
Yoko: "Wait for a second" (laughs)
Hina: "Don't act like that" (laughs)
Host 2: "You..."
Host 1: "What kind of member is that!?"
Host 2: "Ridiculous members! Are you like a Tarzin!?"
(Tarzin is the person who has a nickname 'King of TV shooting' and he's a comedian from Kansai. Only Kansai people would understand this joke lol)
*laughs and K8 laughing really hard*
Hina: "I'm doing this one program from Kansai with them"
Host 1: "Oh I see"
Hina: "Yes and well, we went to a foreign country"
Host 1: "Yea"
Hina: "Well that time Momoko-san went back to Japan first"
Host 1: "Yea"
Hina: "And only I went with Helen-san the last and in the same airline"
*Host 1 laughs*
Host 2: "Only you and Helen-san!?"
Hina: "Yes, only us!!"
*laughs*
Yoko: "With Miss Helen-san, yea?"
Hina: "Yea Miss Helen"
*laughs*
Hina: "We just happened to be sitting next to each other."
Host 1 and 2: "Yea"
Hina: "And during the flight, she said to me, 'After I drink the champagne, I'll take a nap'"
Host 2: "Yea"
Hina: "I said 'that's fine' and there is a table on the back of the seats to put foods and stuff, she put her champagne on there and slept with her blanket on her" (he demonstrate)
Host 1: "Yea"
Hina: "I thought this champagne might fall so I was gonna move the champagne and put back the table also. But I spilled the champagne on her" (he still demonstrating)
Host 2: "Thats the worst possible things"
*audience goes "Ahhhh...."*
Hina: "Yea, the blanket was all wet and Helen-san woke up but she told me 'It's alright Murakami-san'"
Host 1 and 2: "Yea"
Hina: "She told me that but I said 'I'll pay for the damage'. But when I saw the tag, it was the one from a very expensive brand"
Yoko: "Well yea, it's Helen-san"
Hina: "But then, White Day was coming soon so I went to that brand's store for the first time in my life. I was wondering how much that blanket is so I look for it and it says six hundred thousand yen!!"
*amused*
Host 1: "Serious!!?"
Hina: "I seriously splurged on it and did my best as much as I could..."
Host 1: "What, did you shop lift?"
Hina: "Of course not!!"
*laughs*
Hina: "I paid!"
Host 1: "You run didn't you!?"
*laughs*
Hina: (laughs) "I sweat by running too...not!!"
Host 2: (surprised) "He got onto it!!"
(This is a one way of joke from Kansai)
*laughs*
Yoko: (be excited) "Good job! Congratulation!!"
(He acts so alike Kansai's comedian lol)
*laughs*
Host 2: "But wow...six hundred thousand yen...for just a blanket!?"
Hina: "Yes. But seriously I bought one from their brand. I bought the key holder that cost a hundred yen but still, it's a hundred yen!!"
*audience amused*
Host 2: "You didn't buy the blanket?"
Hina: "Of course not!"
*laughs*
Host 1: "You chose the key holder?"
Hina: "Yes I chose the key holder"
Host 2: "But yea you should do that for at least I mean, if her husband comes out..."
(Her husband is the house of councilor who used to be an comedian)
*laughs*
Host 1: "Thats right"
Host 2: "He'll go 'You should take care little by little'!!"
(It's a one joke from him)
*burst at laughing*
Yoko: "Well by telling you guys all of this happy news but the most happy news is that we see Down Town-san (the hosts group name) today"
Hina: "Yup"
*applause*
*Hosts dry laughs*
Host 2: "Who told you to say such things like traditional comic storytelling will say"
*laughs*
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Host 1: "Kanjani8~!!"
*Audience cheering and clapping their hands*
Kanjani8: "Thank you! Thank you!!"
Host 1: "Ah, I smell such a stinky Osaka's smell..."
*laughs*
Subaru: "it's not stinky"
Hina: "No, it's not" (laughs)
Host 1: "But hey, these guys' long-cherished desire has been fulfilled and appeared here since a long time ago"
Yoko, Hina, Subaru, and Yasu: "Thats right!!"
*Audience cheering and clapping their hands*
Hina: "We were saying we wanted to come here so many times!"
Host 1: "So you guys are here since one and half years ago"
Hina: "Ah, yea"
Host 2: "How many years has been already?"
Yoko: "Umm...well, around three years after the formation"
Host 1: "Three years?!"
Host 2: "Ohh, I didn't think that you guys would be over in three years..."
*laughs*
Yoko and Hina: (With those hand emotions) "Wait, wait, wait!!"
Hina: "We are from now on!!"
Host 1: "You two, stop doing those hand motion"
Hina: "Well we can't help it. This is our (Osaka's) things" (do the hand motions again)
*laughs*
Host 1: "Kanjani8 became a little busy with their work schedule than when they came before"
Hina: "Yea, we became hectic"
Yoko: "Thank you so much"
*Audience is cheering and K8 are saying 'thank you'*
Host 1: "What do you mean by 'busy with the work?' are you guys busy in Osaka?"
Yoko: "Wait, wait"
Yoko and Hina: "In Tokyo too"
*laughs*
Host 2: "Wait a second, let others talk, not just the two of you"
*laughs*
Yoko: "Sorry, okay"
Host 2: "Cause definitely you two will have a polyp in your throat"
*burst at laughing*
Host 1: "Oh, what's this? 'Every summer we have BBQ parties but last year we couldn't do it'"
Hina: "Yea, this, every year..."
Host 1: "DON'T TALK!!"
*laughs*
Host 1: (looks at the K8 members who sits on back) "What do you guys mean by 'Every summer we have BBQ parties'?"
Ohkura: "We do this every summer"
Host 1: "Where do you guys do it at?"
Ohkura: "Umm..."
Yoko: "Go for it"
Hina: "Say it"
*laughs*
Hina: "Explain it clearly!"
Host 1: "SHUT UP!!" (Smack Hina's head with the board)
*laughs*
Yoko: "Sorry!"
*laughs*
Host 1: "So where do you guys do it at?"
Ohkura: "Um at a lake or beach in Kansai"
Host 1: "Who does the sponsor?"
Ohkura: "Well, everybody does it"
Host 1: "Oh, so everybody just say let's do BBQ and..."
Yoko: "It is so much fun.."
Host 1: "SHUT UP!!" (Smack Yoko's head with the board)
*laughs*
Hina: (To Yoko) "Not right now, he was talking don't bother him"
Host 1: "But since you guys were hectic last year, you couldn't do that BBQ thing"
Yasu: "We already bought all the goods like meat and stuff"
Host 2: "Yea"
Host 1: "I see"
Yasu: "But we couldn't go"
Hina: "But all the goods at Yoko's house"
*Host 2 laughs really hard and Host 1 smack Yoko's head*
*laughs*
Yoko: "Everything is at my house"
Host 1: "What the heck is 'Yokoyama's society'?"
Host 2: "What is 'Yokoyama's society'?"
Yoko: "This um, I'm planning to form the 'Yokoyama's society'. Right now, there are many society at the entertainment world"
Hina: "Like something society or like the magazines"
Host 1: "Oh yea, yea"
Host 2: "Something like a group?"
Yoko: "Yes, and now we have some in Johnny's too"
Host 1: "Oh really!?"
Yoko: "And him, with Koichi-kun, Tacky and YamaP..."
*One girl from audience made a squeaky voice when Yoko said 'YamaP'*
(Look at Hina's expression lol)
*Host 2 points at that girl and laughing really hard*
Hina: "Why are you here today!!"
Yoko: "It's for us!"
*audience laughing really hard"
Hina: "Why don't you come when NewS is here!"
*laughs*
Yoko: "Why did you came today!!"
Hina: "Yea! Why!?"
Host 1: "You don't relate to these (K8)"
Hina: "You don't have interest to us don't you!!"
Host 2: "You really sounded like the squeaky duck's toy"
*laughs*
Host 1: "And so all of that members is in that one of society?"
Yoko and Hina: "Right!"
Yoko: "They even have the name of society"
Host 1: "Really!?"
Yoko: "Yes and he (Hina) belong to that society"
Host 1: "Eh!? You are?"
Hina: "I just happened to be, well after Tacky and I became well friends"
Host 1: "Oh"
Hina: "We go out to eat often, then one day there was MatsuJun from Arashi eating at the same place, so we just happened to join him and..."
Host 2: "But they are such cool guys..."
Host 1: "Yea seriously"
Hina: "Wait, wait, I am a cool guy too"
*laughs*
Host 1: "Everyone from there is popular"
Yoko: (laughs) "Don't say it too straight"
Host 2: "You (Hina) will be like 'Wowwww' to Tacky"
*Hina laughs extremely*
*laughs*
Host 2: "He won't say 'I am a cool guy'"
*laughs*
Yoko: "Anyway, so he (Hina) is from Osaka and just happen to be in society with all of those members"
Host 2: "Yea"
Host 1: "I see!"
Yoko: "It makes me a little upset"
*giggles*
Host 1: "Yea"
Yoko: "So I thought it will be faster if I make my own society"
Host 1: "Well what will you about the society's members?"
Hina: "Thats the point"
Yoko: "I'm planning to make Nino from Arashi join my society"
Hina: "Well because they worked together for the drama"
*Host 1 smack Yoko's head with the board*
*laughs*
Host 2: "Thats not right" (To Yoko)
Host 1: "Why do you talk as if you are the best!!?"
Yoko: "Yea so when I form my society, I'm planning to make him (points at Ohkura) join too"
Host 1: "Like I said, why do you say it as if you are the best?!"
*laughs*
Hina: "He's a little weird"
Yoko: "Is there a problem with that?"
Host 1: "Yea. And what? Make him join and what?"
Yoko: "Make him join and compete to them"
*laughs*
Host 1: "But you only have two persons"
Yoko: "And I didn't tell them yet but Nino from Arashi"
*laughs*
Yoko: "And Aiba...Well these two for now..."
Host 1: "Only two persons!" (Smack Yoko's head)
*laughs*
Host 2: "No, these society thing is not making them join, people will just come up to you and tell you wanted to join your society"
Yoko: "I don't know how would..."
Host 2: "Like they'll say 'Yokoyama-san, I respect you'"
Hina: "Hold on a second, you sweat way too much!!" (smack at Yoko's head)
*laughs*
Hina: "What's wrong with you!?" (laughs)
Yoko: "Well do you know how many times I got smacked?"
*laughs*
Host 1: "Go home already!!"
*'Eehhhhh~!!!?' from audience*
Hina: "Wait, wait. We are going on to the main subject right now"
Host 2: "We are really tired already"
*laughs*
Yoko: "Hamada-san (Host 1) we bought the great plan"
Host 1: "Yea they bought something. What is it? 'Kanjani8's unsolicited plan. Announce the happy news!!'"
*audience cheering and clapping their hands*
Hina: "Happy! How happy!!"
Host 1: "We don't really want to hear your happy news"
Hina: "Wait, wait, wait, In this one and a half year, we had this much of happy news"
Yoko: "I bet you guys will get interest"
Host 2: "I'm sorry for second"
Yoko: "Yes?"
Host 2: "Do you want to wipe off your sweat?"
*laughs*
Host 2: "You make me scared a little"
*laughs*
Hina: "Sorry"
Host 1: "So you guys are going to do this plan?"
Hina: "Yes"
Yoko: "This is really happy"
Hina: "It is happy"
Yoko: "Seriously"
Host 1: "Oh really?"
Hina: "Yes"
(Yoko gets the flip boards)
Host 1: "Oh you guys prepared huh"
Host 2: "Wow we prepare the flip boards just for you guys?"
*laughs*
Yoko: "Okay so can we go with the first one?"
Host 1: "Yes, go for it"
Yoko: "Okay the first one, 'We got the manager!'"
*audience is cheering and clapping their hands*
Hina: "This is really happy"
Maru: "We did it!"
Subaru: "Finally!"
Host 2: "You guys didn't have one before?"
Yoko: "Well we didn't have the exclusively one"
Host 1: "I see"
Host 2: "That is unbelievable"
*laughs*
Yoko: "We finally got the exclusively one on January of this year"
Host 2: "How many you've got?"
Yoko and Hina: "One"
Host 2: "One!!?"
*laughs*
Host 1: "With all of this members?"
Yoko: "Our manager is a little chubby and couldn't move"
*laughs*
Yoko: "But he prepare very well with the schedule"
Hina: "Yea, he does"
Yoko: "It became a little easy to do work"
Hina: "Yea"
*laughs*
Host 1: "How did you guys came here?"
Yoko: "Today we came with a car"
Hina: "Yes, a car"
Host 2: "Oh really?"
Host 1: "everyone?"
Yoko: "Yes, we came with the TakiTsuba's car"
*laughs*
Yasu: "We rented the car"
Host 1: "Ah, so you guys came with the someone else's exclusive uses car?"
Hina: "Yes"
Yoko: "It was such a nice car"
*laughs*
Hina: "But we'll have our exclusive uses car"
Yoko: "Thats right"
Host 1: "Serious?!"
Yoko: "Yes (Looking for the one flip board) it is amazing..."
Host 1: "They bought just for you guys and...what the heck are you doing!!" (Smack Yoko's head)
*laughs*
Host 2: "We can see it!"
Host 1: "You..."
Host 2: "You just showed to us most of them!!"
Yoko: "Sorry!" (Showed the one flip board)
Host 1: "'They'll be a Kanjani8's exclusive uses car!'"
Host 2: "I see"
Yoko: "This...when this will come again? Around May?"
Yasu: "April, beginning of April"
Hina: "Yea, it'll came during April"
Host 1: "What kind of car will be?"
Yoko: "Eh, it'll be a huge car"
*laughs*
Host 2: "Are you like what, the king of stupid?!!"
Hina: "It will be the car that can all the members seats"
Host 1: "Oh so like the SUV?"
Hina: "Yes, it is SUV"
*Host 2 laughs*
Yoko: "This car, we can't lay back the seats. You have to be like this (he demonstrate) all the time..."
*laughs*
Hina: "The one that you lay the back things won't move"
Host 2: "Of course it will!"
Yoko and Hina: "No it won't!!"
Host 2: "You guys' car is like LEGO or something!!?"
*laughs* (I love how Ohkura laughs XD)
Hina: "Well we only had certain of money"
Host 2: "It will move, what are you talking about?"
Hina: "No seriously, it won't move! We only had a choice to chose a color"
Host 1: "Oh they let you chose the color?"
Host 2: "Really"
Hina: "They had white, black and blue"
Host 1: "Yea"
Hina: "Well we chose it the blue one"
Yoko: "Lease, it's lease" (He said it proudly for some reason, don't know why lol)
*giggles*
Host 1: "Wait, wait..." (laughs)
Host 2: "Oh well"
Yoko: "Yes"
Host 2: "You guys are lease talents so"
*laughs*
Host 1: "Can we go home now?"
Hina: "Not yet"
(Yoko looking thorough the boards again)
Hina: "I can see everything!" (smacked Yoko's head)
Host 2: "You showing to us everything!!"
Yoko: "We'll do the tour at all of 47 administrative divisions of Japan!"
*huge applause*
Hina: "This is really a good news"
Host 1: "Are you serious??" (about the tour)
Hina: "Yes we are"
Host 1: "Wow"
Yoko: "I heard that it's first time from Johnny's (of doing this kind of tour)"
Host 2: "Eh!?"
*huge applause again*
Host1: "Well thats because you guys were the most leisure"
*laughs*
Hina: "That can't be said" (laughs)
Yoko: "Don't say that" (laughs)
Host 2: "But wow how amazing. The capacity is like what, for 50 persons?"
*laughs and K8 members saying 'how small!'*
Hina: "No! for Tokyo, we'll do at Tokyo dome too"
Yoko: "Yea"
*applasue*
Host 1: "Yea, right"
Hina: "Seriously!"
Host 2: "Wait a second! Is Tokyo dome that small right now?"
*laughs*
Maru: "Oh you go that way!?" (laughs)
Hina: "No, it's big as usual" (laughs)
Yasu: (To host 2) "Why do you say that!" (laughs)
Hina: "It's really huge"
Host 1: "At 47 stages, 111 performs and...65 thousands of general mobilization orders!?"
Hina: "Yes"
Yoko: "This is serious"
*applause*
Host 1: "65 thousands of people are going to come!!?"
Hina: "Yes!"
Host 2: "But we still don't know how many tickets already sold!!"
*laughs*
Hina: "Why are you being so deny?"
Host 2: "Do you guys know? Yoshimoto will do a major event"
Hina: "Yes"
Host 2: "It's amazing, where are we doing at again? Makuhari messe?"
Hina: "Yes"
*audience nodding*
Host 2: "The tickets are now selling but do you know how many tickets sold in first day?"
Yoko: "How many?"
Host 2: "Only two"
*K8 are burst at laughing*
Hina: "Lie! That is such a lie!!"
Yasu: "That's impossible!"
Host 2: "I'm serious!!!"
Hina: "But maybe because you guys didn't say who will be performing"
Host 1:"We did"
Host 2: "We said it pretty much who will be on"
*laughs*
Host 1: "Well, are you guys done?"
Hina: "No, we still hove some"
Yoko: "Here you go! 'It's a rush marriage!'"
Host 2: "Oh"
*audience goes 'Ehh~!?'*
Host 1: "What do you mean?"
Hina: "Well this is from Nishikido"
Ryo: "Um, April from last year, my younger sister married"
Host 1: "Oh, your sister!?"
*audience calmed and say 'congratulation'*
Ryo: "Yes"
Host 2: "How old is your sister?"
Ryo: "My younger sister is 20 years old"
*audience goes 'Eh~!?!'*
Host 2: "How young"
Ryo: "And my older brother will get married on April 15th this year"
*clapping their hands*
Host 2: "Wow"
Ryo: "If it's alright with you, would you mind congratulating them?"
Host 2: "Yea we should...of course not you idiot!!"
*laughs*
Host 1: "So you are the only one still not getting married?"
Ryo: "Yes"
Host 1: "I see"
Ryo: "Everyone can do it"
Host 1: "Oh really!?" (with sarcasm)
*laughs*
Hina: "He meant the girlfriend and boyfriend"
Ryo: "Yes, yes"
Host 1: "You need to say that too"
*laughs*
Ryo: "Yea, they can be boyfriend and girlfriend really fast"
Host 1: "I see"
Host 2: "Well yea, I guess that is a rush of marriage"
Host 1: "So you'll attend their wedding ceremony right?"
Ryo: "Yes, if I can go I will"
Host 1: "What do you mean by 'if I can'?"
Hina: "He might have work on that day..."
Host 1: "You guys don't have any work!!"
*laughs*
Ryo: "I sure do!"
Yoko: "He got mad for the most from today!!"
*laughs*
Yoko: "Can we go for the last one?"
Host 1: "Oh you have the last one?"
Yoko: "Yes, it's 'Shopping at luxury brands'"
*Host 1 laughs*
*audience applause*
Yoko: "This is amazing"
Hina: "This is me"
Host 1: "Oh"
Yoko: "Go for it! Tell them for your sake!!"
*laughs*
Host 1: "What did you buy?"
Hina: "When I went to a foreign country for the tv shooting"
Host 1: "Oh to foreign country"
Hina: "I went with High heel Momoko-san"
Host 1: "Ew"
*Host 2 laughs*
Hina: "And Nishikiwa Helen-san"
*Host 1 and 2 gasped*
*laughing really hard*
Yoko: "Wait for a second" (laughs)
Hina: "Don't act like that" (laughs)
Host 2: "You..."
Host 1: "What kind of member is that!?"
Host 2: "Ridiculous members! Are you like a Tarzin!?"
(Tarzin is the person who has a nickname 'King of TV shooting' and he's a comedian from Kansai. Only Kansai people would understand this joke lol)
*laughs and K8 laughing really hard*
Hina: "I'm doing this one program from Kansai with them"
Host 1: "Oh I see"
Hina: "Yes and well, we went to a foreign country"
Host 1: "Yea"
Hina: "Well that time Momoko-san went back to Japan first"
Host 1: "Yea"
Hina: "And only I went with Helen-san the last and in the same airline"
*Host 1 laughs*
Host 2: "Only you and Helen-san!?"
Hina: "Yes, only us!!"
*laughs*
Yoko: "With Miss Helen-san, yea?"
Hina: "Yea Miss Helen"
*laughs*
Hina: "We just happened to be sitting next to each other."
Host 1 and 2: "Yea"
Hina: "And during the flight, she said to me, 'After I drink the champagne, I'll take a nap'"
Host 2: "Yea"
Hina: "I said 'that's fine' and there is a table on the back of the seats to put foods and stuff, she put her champagne on there and slept with her blanket on her" (he demonstrate)
Host 1: "Yea"
Hina: "I thought this champagne might fall so I was gonna move the champagne and put back the table also. But I spilled the champagne on her" (he still demonstrating)
Host 2: "Thats the worst possible things"
*audience goes "Ahhhh...."*
Hina: "Yea, the blanket was all wet and Helen-san woke up but she told me 'It's alright Murakami-san'"
Host 1 and 2: "Yea"
Hina: "She told me that but I said 'I'll pay for the damage'. But when I saw the tag, it was the one from a very expensive brand"
Yoko: "Well yea, it's Helen-san"
Hina: "But then, White Day was coming soon so I went to that brand's store for the first time in my life. I was wondering how much that blanket is so I look for it and it says six hundred thousand yen!!"
*amused*
Host 1: "Serious!!?"
Hina: "I seriously splurged on it and did my best as much as I could..."
Host 1: "What, did you shop lift?"
Hina: "Of course not!!"
*laughs*
Hina: "I paid!"
Host 1: "You run didn't you!?"
*laughs*
Hina: (laughs) "I sweat by running too...not!!"
Host 2: (surprised) "He got onto it!!"
(This is a one way of joke from Kansai)
*laughs*
Yoko: (be excited) "Good job! Congratulation!!"
(He acts so alike Kansai's comedian lol)
*laughs*
Host 2: "But wow...six hundred thousand yen...for just a blanket!?"
Hina: "Yes. But seriously I bought one from their brand. I bought the key holder that cost a hundred yen but still, it's a hundred yen!!"
*audience amused*
Host 2: "You didn't buy the blanket?"
Hina: "Of course not!"
*laughs*
Host 1: "You chose the key holder?"
Hina: "Yes I chose the key holder"
Host 2: "But yea you should do that for at least I mean, if her husband comes out..."
(Her husband is the house of councilor who used to be an comedian)
*laughs*
Host 1: "Thats right"
Host 2: "He'll go 'You should take care little by little'!!"
(It's a one joke from him)
*burst at laughing*
Yoko: "Well by telling you guys all of this happy news but the most happy news is that we see Down Town-san (the hosts group name) today"
Hina: "Yup"
*applause*
*Hosts dry laughs*
Host 2: "Who told you to say such things like traditional comic storytelling will say"
*laughs*
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credit and thanks tostepbackwardsfor the link.
and thanks to my Mom for checking up my grammer/spelling as always :]!!