one- habits dying hard

[subject_e0057]

If anyone is interested, I've managed to find a pack of cigarettes- 20 total. It's packaged and unharmed by the fire.

Feel free to begin bidding for it- I accept money, items, and services.

[And his name is signed here, just so people know just who it is. ♥]

Comments

[pretecorrotto]

I have a house full of animals, cats and dogs. Want any?

busted

[crowsloveapples]

Moon!

bein' a dick

[pretecorrotto]

I didn't say what for, don't go crying about it.

asshole

[crowsloveapples]

I'm not crying!

[grinninggrifter]

What sorts of services do you accept, praytell?

[subject_e0057]

Depends on what you're able to do and what needs to be done. At the moment, if you're female, a good blowjob would be acceptable (Cigarettes would be redeemed afterwards, I'm sure you understand,) if not, I suppose I'll just have to think of something else.

[grinninggrifter]

I'm not a girl. But, oh, let's see here, services, services... I've got plenty of skills, but it all depends on what exactly you need. You name it, and who knows? Maybe I've got it. I deal mainly in illusions, but I'm assuming that's not quite enough for a lucrative businessman such as yourself.

[subject_e0057]

'Lucrative businessman'? I'm taking advantage of a situation and you damn well know it.

...Define illusions.

[live_ringer]

Oh? You deal in more than just the items mentioned before, then?

-Gene

[subject_e0057]

I deal in whatever's profitable.

[live_ringer]

A 'what's it worth to you' sort of set up? Not bad.

I'm not going to offer anything up for certain just yet, but it is my job to dig around in the Scavenger's Yard. If there's something you're looking for I can keep an eye out and connect back if I find anything and if you still have any cigarettes in stock.

[subject_e0057]

If you find any nice firearms or knives, let me know- Specifically, I need a rifle. I'd prefer a selective-fire type, but whatever you can get's good too.

[smokesordie]

I'VE GOT ACCESS TO GOOD FOOD

[subject_e0057]

What kind of good food and how much.

[fewterer]

Don't even.

[subject_e0057]

Gotta make a living somehow, Zombie.

[inthecenterfold]

Alright, alright, I'll bite. Not like this is an agreement just yet.

Let's see... what kinds of things would you want...

[subject_e0057]

Of course, nothing is set in stone at the moment.

I like power, favours, immunity, the opportunity to tear people apart, and fun little trinkets.

[inthecenterfold]

I don't suppose someone like you would enjoy a memory crystal infused with the smell of blood and touching mauled bodies? It'd be like your own little cigarette to light up whenever you were craving it, right?

[subject_e0057]

....Reusable?