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[subjectivedata]

Hello. I am Yanagi Renji, new member of the L'Atobe Restaurant's waitstaff. I look forward to coming to know all of you. Those of you with whom I am already acquainted, perhaps you can tell me how you have come to work here.

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[the_dataman]

Renji.

[subjectivedata]

Sadaharu.

It has been awhile.

[the_dataman]

It has.

[subjectivedata]

I see your fondness for mixing beverages has taken a turn for the professional.

[gummy_tensai]

What will you give me for talking??

[subjectivedata]

If you give a mouse a cookie, it will want a glass of milk.

[gummy_tensai]

.........

[subjectivedata]

I would like to have an informative and pleasant conversation with you without having to purchase more sweets. Is that feasible?

[senti_kun]

You ask like you don't already know the answer.

[subjectivedata]

Though I can hypothesize, I cannot possibly know that about everyone.

[senti_kun]

I suppose you can't. Sometimes there is no sound reason for why life takes us where it does.

[subjectivedata]

There are, however, circumstances that might be analyzed.

[mistersiesta]

I remember you! You played with Marui!! I'm a waiter too, on some nights at least, so we'll be seeing a lot of each other, I bet!

[subjectivedata]

That I did, Akutagawa-kun. Meeting several times a week is most probable, yes. Have you any advice for the newcomer?

[mistersiesta]

Jirou is fine!

Um advice? Watch out for Suku-san, he gets mad if we don't pick up our orders quickly enough.

[subjectivedata]

I see. Then you may call me Renji.

Very well, efficiency is a must.

[so_adieu]

Nice to see you again, Yanagi-kun.

(ooc: OMG, pretend this came at a decent time.)

[subjectivedata]

Likewise, Yagyuu-kun, it has been awhile. Congratulations on your doctorate.

[so_adieu]

It has. I trust you are doing well. Thank you. I will assume it is for the most recent one acquired.

[subjectivedata]

Very well, thank you.

It is. Have you plans for any more?