Jakki and B-A are fat
then jakki said [8:50 PM]: waffles<3
then jakki said [8:50 PM]: should I call you?
BAisNifty [8:51 PM]: go for it fatty. make sure ur fingers arent too pudgy, u might dial like 8 numbers at the same time.
BAisNifty [8:51 PM]: oh...oh....u know that was almost a good insult
BAisNifty [8:51 PM]: cal mah hizzouse-3558404
BAisNifty [8:51 PM]: whenevr u call
then jakki said [8:51 PM]: almost... ALMOST
then jakki said [8:52 PM]: they should make phones for four fingered people
then jakki said [8:52 PM]: so you dont dial 2 at once
BAisNifty [8:52 PM]: hah
BAisNifty [8:52 PM]: yesh.
BAisNifty [8:52 PM]: heh i slurred but not really cuz i typed it.
then jakki said [8:53 PM]: thats how i type 'yes'
then jakki said [8:53 PM]: copierishthing
BAisNifty [8:56 PM]: oh...i thoughti was special
then jakki said [8:56 PM]: nope.
then jakki said [8:56 PM]: you're not.
BAisNifty [8:56 PM]: damnit. you know what jakki...you ruin lives
then jakki said [8:56 PM]: you're a jakki poser.
then jakki said [8:56 PM]: damnit BA... you just... suck at being fat.
BAisNifty [8:56 PM]: ur a....fat poser.
BAisNifty [8:56 PM]: NNNNooooo000ooo!
then jakki said [8:56 PM]: YYYeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEsssssss
BAisNifty [8:56 PM]: cold shoulder.
BAisNifty [8:56 PM]: ice cold.
BAisNifty [8:56 PM]: burrr
then jakki said [8:57 PM]: oh yeah?! i cant feel it because im an eskimo... and my fat is keeping me warm.
BAisNifty [8:57 PM]: damnit!
BAisNifty [8:59 PM]: dude...my shoulders so cold...u could chip off a piece and put it in ur tea
BAisNifty [8:59 PM]: and make ice....tea....
BAisNifty [8:59 PM]: i screwed that up
then jakki said [8:59 PM]: yesh. good idea.
then jakki said [8:59 PM]: and, i think it's lovely the way it is
then jakki said [8:59 PM]: you didn't screw it up
BAisNifty [9:00 PM]: :-[you sure?
then jakki said [9:00 PM]: positive... it sounded good to me man.
BAisNifty [9:01 PM]: score.
BAisNifty [9:01 PM]: its warming up now
then jakki said [9:01 PM]: maybe it's because im pukeifiably retarded
BAisNifty [9:06 PM]: heh. yesh.
BAisNifty [9:06 PM]: haha i stole it again!
then jakki said [9:07 PM]: DAMN YOUUU