for those of you that ride in my car:
1) Don't touch the radio/cd player unless given permission.
2) Don't bitch about my music choice. You may make a suggestion that may be taken into consideration.
3) Don't put your feet/shoes on the dashboard.
4) Don't try to paint your nails in my car. It is brand-fucking-new. Otherwise you pay for the detail of the whole car.
5) For trips of more than 10 miles in one direction, you must help out with gas money. Money does not mean negotiating for a slice of pizza at some point or another. It means helping in cash.
6) If I tell you to not do something in my car, listen. Otherwise I will pull over and tell you to get out.
Remember, you can and will be kicked out of my car at any time. I am not a fucking taxi, so stop treating me like one. If you don't like my rules, too fucking bad. Don't ride in my car.