My sister and I wrote this 2 years ago. It's copyrighted by us!

Mar 10, 2005 22:57


Blu6tynine: hi
QtLaC 143: hey who is this
Blu6tynine: i was on bolt
Blu6tynine: i dont think i got the right sn sorry
QtLaC 143: yeah you do
QtLaC 143: hey
Blu6tynine: hi
QtLaC 143: hi
Blu6tynine: well whats up
QtLaC 143: hopefully you
Blu6tynine: ? do u have a pic by n e chance
Blu6tynine: if i saw a pic probably i would
Blu6tynine: if not u can make it happen
QtLaC 143: ill make it happen
QtLaC 143: believe me
QtLaC 143: when im horny i get a lil crazy
Blu6tynine: hahah do u have a pic then
Blu6tynine: and how craz do u get
Blu6tynine: crazy*
QtLaC 143: oh youll see
Blu6tynine: ok
Blu6tynine: i wish i could see
QtLaC 143: I am 5'6'' wearing nothing but my snakeskin boots
Blu6tynine: awwww eah your good
Blu6tynine: yeah*
Blu6tynine: well how big r your tits??
QtLaC 143: 32A
Blu6tynine: thats good
Blu6tynine: how old r u if u dont mind me asking
QtLaC 143: 14
Blu6tynine: k
Blu6tynine: your a horny 14 yr old
Blu6tynine: well n e way go on
QtLaC 143: ok
QtLaC 143: i like roleplaying
Blu6tynine: u nver answerd my question b 4 do u have a pic???
Blu6tynine: for real
QtLaC 143: ya for real
QtLaC 143: no i dont have a pic
Blu6tynine: ok
QtLaC 143: i threw it away when i was horny one time
Blu6tynine: threw what away
QtLaC 143: the picture
Blu6tynine: ok
QtLaC 143: ok we are roleplaying that we are in a jungle
Blu6tynine: ok
QtLaC 143: ur tarzan
Blu6tynine: ok
QtLaC 143: and im gonna be a lioness
Blu6tynine: k
QtLaC 143: say hooba
Blu6tynine: hooba
QtLaC 143: ok ok
QtLaC 143: ur in ur cave eating an elephant
QtLaC 143: and i come in
Blu6tynine: yeah
QtLaC 143: prowling into ur cave
QtLaC 143: licking my lips
Blu6tynine: yes
QtLaC 143: then i ask b4 we start can ihave some
Blu6tynine: yes u can
QtLaC 143: ok i look at u
QtLaC 143: and i wink
QtLaC 143: and u pull off ur cloth thing
QtLaC 143: and i look over and there is a penis pump in the corner
QtLaC 143: whats that for
Blu6tynine: ok
Blu6tynine: for sale
QtLaC 143: oh ok
QtLaC 143: i have huge appetite for cock
Blu6tynine: ill be moe than happy to feed u
QtLaC 143: ok
QtLaC 143: so i get on the couch and open my paws
QtLaC 143: im gonna cum soon
Blu6tynine: ok
QtLaC 143: plz baby fuck me
Blu6tynine: i will
Blu6tynine: i stick it in slowly
Blu6tynine: and then i start moveing faster
Blu6tynine: and i start thrusting u harder
QtLaC 143: i roar loudly
QtLaC 143: yes tarzan
QtLaC 143: then i sink my claws into ur back and eat ur skin
Blu6tynine: wow
QtLaC 143: then i throw u on the couch
Blu6tynine: well i start thrusting harder and harder and go faster and faster
QtLaC 143: and i am pregnant
Blu6tynine: do u want it n e other way
Blu6tynine: well thats a little odd
Blu6tynine: bu ok....
QtLaC 143: we are going to have lionmans
QtLaC 143: but keep going
Blu6tynine: would u get on your knees and suck me off
QtLaC 143: k
QtLaC 143: lions dont have knees
Blu6tynine: well then this is kinda weird
QtLaC 143: so u have to
QtLaC 143: get on top of me
Blu6tynine: k
QtLaC 143: ok
QtLaC 143: u stick ur thing in my mouth
Blu6tynine: yeah
QtLaC 143: u fit all the way in
Blu6tynine: k
QtLaC 143: and i accidently bite down and ur winky is gone
QtLaC 143: im sorry
QtLaC 143: my teeth are so long
Blu6tynine: ok see now thats toooooo far
Blu6tynine: thats kinda weird
QtLaC 143: i apologized!!!
QtLaC 143: why is that weird?
Blu6tynine: yeah but thats a little far
QtLaC 143: It was an accident!!
Blu6tynine: why would tarzan have sex with a lion
QtLaC 143: Because I am hot as hell
Blu6tynine: ok.......
QtLaC 143: Tarzan isnt a racist
Blu6tynine: i know
Blu6tynine: hes a speciist
QtLaC 143: anyway
QtLaC 143: will you eat me out now
Blu6tynine: naa im good
Blu6tynine: im still in shock
QtLaC 143: you say no to me and i jump on the couch and rip your body apart
QtLaC 143: and i start eating you
Blu6tynine: ok well thats even farther
QtLaC 143: i continue to devour your flesh
QtLaC 143: oh im cumming
Blu6tynine: whatever turns u on
QtLaC 143: i lick up your blood
QtLaC 143: and finish off eating the elephant
QtLaC 143: i have lionmen to feed

DaRkMiNd633: hey
QtLaC 143: hey
DaRkMiNd633: sup
QtLaC 143: hopefully you
DaRkMiNd633: nice
DaRkMiNd633: a/s/l
QtLaC 143: 17/f/fl
DaRkMiNd633: 18/m/ma
DaRkMiNd633: what u look like
QtLaC 143: I am 5'10'' I have purple hair, brown eyes, I am wearing snakeskin boots
DaRkMiNd633: hott
QtLaC 143: thxxx
DaRkMiNd633: 6'1 brown hair and eyes 200 lbs built but not jacked
DaRkMiNd633: so what kinda sex u in 2
QtLaC 143: roleplay....
DaRkMiNd633: alright
QtLaC 143: Okay
DaRkMiNd633: u start
QtLaC 143: i have weird taste when it comes to sex so please just do it for me im so horny i need to get off
DaRkMiNd633: k
QtLaC 143: ok
QtLaC 143: ok
QtLaC 143: well we go into my trailer
DaRkMiNd633: k
QtLaC 143: and we look around and i find a table cloth
QtLaC 143: i put it around u so u are like superman
DaRkMiNd633: k
QtLaC 143: and i pull off ur underwear and i put them on ur head
QtLaC 143: sexu
QtLaC 143: sexy
DaRkMiNd633: k
QtLaC 143: ok i want u to go hooba when i say
QtLaC 143: ok do u mind if i fuck u with my boots on
DaRkMiNd633: k
QtLaC 143: ok
QtLaC 143: so u fly into the room and im on the couch eating doritos
DaRkMiNd633: k
QtLaC 143: do something im horny come on
DaRkMiNd633: hmmm
QtLaC 143: ok
DaRkMiNd633: all u in a few luv ya
QtLaC 143: so u hit the wall i guess u arent very good flyer
QtLaC 143: so i put on my wings and i say lets go fuck

marauderFSU65: did u want 2 cyber?
QtLaC 143: yes
QtLaC 143: i looooooooooove roleplaying
marauderFSU65: ok
marauderFSU65: haha
marauderFSU65: same ehre
marauderFSU65: -here
marauderFSU65: wha roles do u like?
QtLaC 143: u start
QtLaC 143: ok
marauderFSU65: what roles?
QtLaC 143: just pick one ill follow
marauderFSU65: teacher studen
marauderFSU65: t
marauderFSU65: u teacher
QtLaC 143: ok im the teacher
marauderFSU65: ok
marauderFSU65: sorry i had 2 answet the door
marauderFSU65: wha is ur name?
marauderFSU65: ms...?
QtLaC 143: my name is ms horbenstinkle
QtLaC 143: sexy huh
marauderFSU65: haha
marauderFSU65: o yea!
marauderFSU65: haah
marauderFSU65: can i just use Ms. H
QtLaC 143: yea
QtLaC 143: NO
QtLaC 143: ill smack you retarded
marauderFSU65: no?
marauderFSU65: haha?
marauderFSU65: y>
QtLaC 143: BECAUSE
marauderFSU65: haha ok.... ms. horbenstickle
QtLaC 143: stinkle
marauderFSU65: horbenstinkle
marauderFSU65: ok
QtLaC 143: okay
QtLaC 143: so i walk into the classroom looking hot as hell
marauderFSU65: so wha did i do 2day 2 stay after ms. horbenstinkle
QtLaC 143: I wanted to show you how i got a facelift
QtLaC 143: i look younger
marauderFSU65: ok?..... well ms. H... i dont care... i mean i woudl only care if u woudl use that youngfer lookin face 2 suck my dick
QtLaC 143: no
QtLaC 143: First you are going to do some homework
marauderFSU65: ....? cum on teach.. u just look soo fine!
marauderFSU65: fine!
marauderFSU65: wha homework do u want me 2 do?
QtLaC 143: I want you to write a 5 page essay on giraffes
marauderFSU65: WHAT!@
marauderFSU65: hell no!
QtLaC 143: just do it
QtLaC 143: for me baby
QtLaC 143: im so hot
marauderFSU65: ( i walk up closer 2 u) no im doin this!
marauderFSU65: i get cloer 2 ur hot body
marauderFSU65: and u can hear my heart poundin
QtLaC 143: hit me baby one more time
marauderFSU65: yea? idk wtf ur talkin about Ms. H
QtLaC 143: CALL ME MRS HORBENSTINKLE

QtLaC 143: youve been a bad boy
marauderFSU65: sorry mrs. horbenstinkle
marauderFSU65: but wtf r u gonna go about it?
QtLaC 143: ill show u motherfucker
marauderFSU65: BRING IT!
QtLaC 143: i pull out my meterstick
QtLaC 143: and i pull down ur pants and smack ur hairy ass raw
marauderFSU65: damn bitch!
marauderFSU65: that hurt!
QtLaC 143: yeah?
marauderFSU65: i grap the ruler form ur hand!
QtLaC 143: i keep going smacking u hard
marauderFSU65: yea!
marauderFSU65: i take the ruleer and bend u over the desk
marauderFSU65: i smack u ass hard
QtLaC 143: u didnt pull down my depends
marauderFSU65: and pull my body up 2 ur ass
QtLaC 143: wrinkles and hair everywhere
QtLaC 143: yea baby
marauderFSU65: w.e this si annoyin
marauderFSU65: im out
QtLaC 143: no
marauderFSU65: yea
QtLaC 143: im horny
marauderFSU65: well ur just playin around and shit
QtLaC 143: no im not
QtLaC 143: we are roleplaying
QtLaC 143: you picked it
QtLaC 143: i bend over
QtLaC 143: come on u cant handle this
QtLaC 143: thats why
marauderFSU65: and i take my 9 inch dick and rip ua whoel in ur pantys and stuff it into ur ass
marauderFSU65: i start 2 fuck ur ass as hard and raw as i can
QtLaC 143: the pressure makes ur dick fly out cuz i farted
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